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Quincy Tarantula
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Koji Abe | ... |
Music Video Dancer
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Michael Andersen | ... |
Plumber In Park
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John Arrington | ... |
Bank Executive
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Sushi Cue
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Jenna Bailey | ... |
Starlet #1
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Paige Baxter | ... |
Ms. Turlow
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Ross Bernard | ... |
Student
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Tyrone
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Maurice Griffin
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Donovan Brandt | ... |
Movie Director
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Charlie George Brown | ... |
Chuck Snorris
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George Cheung | ... |
Dr. Fook Yu
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Deadly Thug #2
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Student
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The "buzz" in Hollywood is that, "18 FINGERS OF DEATH!" will kick the butt out of the low budget martial arts movies genre and knocks us down to the ground laughing! This funny "sockumentart" of the world of Chop sockey, kung fooey, ninja poo poo, karate kidding croutching tiger stuff takes you on the journey of making martial arts movies at it's lowest. The best kept secret in Hollywood is legendary martial arts star, Buford Lee. He has starred in eight hundred and three "B" minus minus martial arts movies. But nobody knows who he is! Nobody, that is, except Ronald Mck, fresh out of inner city high school, full of unstoppable energy and determined to shoot a documentary on his favorite martial arts hero, Buford Lee. Through interviews, personal footage, private behind the scenes clips and selected action scenes from Buford's classic movies like "I KILL YOU UNTIL YOU DIE", "17 FINGERS OF DEATH!", and "THE LEGEND OF THE DRUNKEN BASTARD", you'll really experience what it is like to be ... Written by James Lew
I went into seeing this with no idea of the concept & no notion of what I would be watching.
It was 4 house-mates & friends, along with myself. Total 5 people, all with vastly differing movie tastes to say the least. However there is one thing were were all unified on for once, it took us less than 30 minutes to decide to turn this movie off & save what few braincells we had that either thankfully slept thru this torture or didn't succeed at committing suicide in a rage against me for forcing them to acknowledge this trash.
Since I cant submit a rating of 0 for the movie, I was forced to give it a rating of 1, which in my opinion is 2 more than it deserves.
Save yourself the time wasted & the mental anguish & AVOID this movie!