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John Davies suffers from multiple obsessive compulsive disorders. When his current model girlfriend leaves him, he decides to replace her with the number 1 babe on planet Earth - Czech model Veronika Zemanova. The film follows his attempts to curb his old obsessions in order to meet his latest obsession - Veronika. Written by Jayson Rothwell

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Smart and witty British indie...
18 April 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

With all due respect to the comment by 2cents, "Zemanovaload" isn't an Ed Byrne stand-up showcase; you can watch his stand-up for that. This is his breakthrough as an actor, and it's a thoroughly memorable and enjoyable one. Rife with all the same sharp, witty dialogue and wry observations about life and relationships that audiences the world over have come to expect from British independent films, "Zemanovaload" is the first film I've seen to brutally dissect the dysfunctional way in which digital-age relationships have evolved while somehow finding a humorous silver lining to it all. Byrne's performance as neurotic and hopelessly obsessive-compulsive TV writer John Davies (the kind of guy who makes Woody Allen seem well-adjusted) rings disturbingly true to life, as does his obsession with supermodel Veronika Zemanova, who should easily become a household name with this film's worshipful title. A delight in all respects.


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