Episode List
Current Episode (aired May 12, 2013)
Da Flippity Flop
Klaus's human body is found, but Stan's lab ruins the body before Klaus can reclaim it. So Klaus gets revenge on Stan by switching bodies with him.
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Season 5
Sep. 27, 2009
In Country... Club
Stan takes Steve to a Vietnam War reenactment before Steve sings the National Anthem to a veteran's group, but the experience changes Steve in ways that Stan never anticipated.
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Oct. 4, 2009
Moon Over Isla Island
Stan gets Roger to pose as a Caribbean island dictator to get a treaty signed and so that he can get a helicopter, but Roger has other plans after he figures out that Stan is using him.
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Oct. 11, 2009
Home Adrone
When Steve has the house to himself while the rest of the Smiths are away, he and his friends crash and then lose $50 million military drone that is under the care of his father.
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Oct. 18, 2009
Brains, Brains and Automobiles
When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There's only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own. Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp, Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn't quite have the effect they were hoping for.
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Nov. 8, 2009
Man in the Moonbounce
Stan vows to live out all the teenage pranks he missed with Steve and his friends. But when they are caught, he winds up going to prison.
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Nov. 15, 2009
Shallow Vows
Francine lets herself go right before she and Stan renew their vows after she learns that Stan married her for her looks. Stan responds by having his retinas removed so that he doesn't have to look at her.
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Nov. 22, 2009
My Morning Straitjacket
Stan becomes obsessed with the rock band My Morning Jacket and decides to go on the road to follow them on tour.
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Nov. 29, 2009
G-String Circus
When Hayley rejects Stan's advice, he decides to start a dry-cleaning business run by a bunch of strippers. But when the business fails miserably, he is forced to become a male stripper to make some extra money.
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Dec. 13, 2009
Rapture's Delight
Stan and Francine are left behind after the Rapture, and wind up playing critical roles in Jesus Christ's war against the Antichrist.
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Jan. 3, 2010
Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
The Smiths' savings are gone, so Stan selfishly takes out a second mortgage and buys a racehorse so that he can save his SUV. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends try to help an obese shut-in to make some money.
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Jan. 31, 2010
A Jones for a Smith
Stan becomes addicted to crack, mistakenly thinking that it is cold medicine.
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Feb. 14, 2010
May the Best Stan Win
Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic '80s movie.
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Feb. 21, 2010
Return of the Bling
Stan discovers that Roger is one of his all-time heroes: a member of the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team. But when he also discovers that Roger used steroids, he turns to his other hero for advice on how to handle it.
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Apr. 11, 2010
Cops & Roger
In an attempt to prove his manhood to Stan, Roger joins the Police Academy. However it's not very long until he becomes a corrupt cop.
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Apr. 18, 2010
Merlot Down Dirty Shame
While out tasting wines, drunken Roger kisses Francine, who decides to tell Stan about the incident.
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Apr. 25, 2010
Bully for Steve
Roger studies crime scene photography while Stan bullies Steve to toughen him up.
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May 9, 2010
An Incident at Owl Creek
Stan cannot escape the shame and humiliation from an embarrassing incident in the pool at a neighborhood party, until he discovers that the only person who can save him is president Obama.
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May 16, 2010
Great Space Roaster
Roger feels humiliated after the Smiths roast him for his birthday, so he sets out to kill the family.
