Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004– )
Dean Learner: She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable.
Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel.
Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life.
Dr. Rick Dagless: My name is Doctor Rick Dagless, M.D.