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Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (TV Series 2004– ) Poster

Quotes

Dean Learner: She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable.

Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel.

Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life.

[Opening lines:]

Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace.

[repeated line]

Dr. Rick Dagless: My name is Doctor Rick Dagless, M.D.

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