When Brent enters Lacey into an eating contest, she shocks everyone by winning. Emma gets an MP3 player as a gift from Brent, which he comes to regret. Meanwhile, Wanda and Hank are involved in a vehicle war after a police auction.
When New Year was near, everyone made their resolutions. Now, six months after, they shamelessly try to sabotage the resolutions of others. Oscar has his own problems: he found out he never had Canadian citizenship, prompting Brent to call him an American. Now Oscar needs to prove to everybody just whose blood runs in his veins.
Emma becomes a supply teacher for a young class. Karen and Wanda fight for the attention of the class when Emma uses them to occupy the class by telling them about their careers. Oscar pulls a fast one on Brent and Hank when they find a thirty year old Dinglepuff.
There's an unsolved mystery in the town: each Wednesday night Brent goes somewhere and doesn't tell anyone why. So the whole town naturally wants to pry the secret out of him. And who is this man from Regina, who calls the Corner Gas and asks to tell Brent some great news?