Memorable quotes for
House of Wax (2005)

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Carly Jones: [Carly hears a noise outside the tent] Wade, wake up. Wade! I heard something.
Wade: Yeah, it's probably the serial killers or something.

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Nick Jones: [Dalton is filming the campsite, everyone is making out. Nick sits alone] Don't even think about it. There's no way I'm kissing you, dude.

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Blake: [choosing which one to give the keys to] Actually, Im going to let my man Drive
Dalton Chapman: [hands Dalton the keys] You heard the man, get in the car!
Nick Jones: [squeezes Dalton's nipple] Give me the keys.
Dalton Chapman: Okay!

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Carly Jones: You have to be careful!
Nick Jones: I am being careful.

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Paige Edwards: Did you find that fan belt thing or whatever?

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[scraping a piece of the House of Wax off with his knife]
Wade: It is wax, like... literally.

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Carly Jones: Please don't kill me.

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Paige Edwards: That's weird.

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Bo: What are you doing?
Carly Jones: Waiting for Wade.

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Blake: Hey, man, turn your lights off.

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Blake: [to the person in the truck with their lights really bright] Yo man you need something?
Carly Jones: What does he want?
Wade: Hey can you turn off your lights please.
[the lights are still on]
Wade: .
Paige Edwards: Ok this is getting kinda creepy.
Blake: Hey come on man get out of here, nothing to see here lets go.
Wade: Can we help you?
Carly Jones: Maybe were on his property?
Wade: Nah we did'nt pass the gate.
Blake: Hey man turn your lights off. Hello turn your lights off. No i'm serious turn your lights off or i'll whip this on your ass.
Wade: Hey hey it's cool man.
Nick Jones: [throws a bottle and smashes one of the lights] .
Carly Jones: NICK!
[pause]
Carly Jones: oh my
Dalton Chapman: [Yells at the man in the truck] WHAT!

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Nick Jones: Bye Wade
Wade: Asshole

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Blake: [to Nick and Dalton] Are you two gonna have sex with each other?
Blake: Coz me and Paige are

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Paige Edwards: I swear he's starting to like that car more then me now.

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Carly Jones: It's okay, he's gone.

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Wade: I just don't get what his beef is with me.
Carly Jones: Nick has beef with everyone.

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Nick Jones: I swear to god if you hurt her... VINCENT!

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Nick Jones: He did this to you?

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Dalton Chapman: You're just gonna let 'em leave like that? That guys a freak, he throws dead animals in a pit for a living.
Nick Jones: You clean shit for a living,Mr Septic Tank Man. Whats the difference?
Dalton Chapman: Well, um - I don't walk through it. That's one difference.

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Carly Jones: [about the smell] I think it's coming from over there.
Paige Edwards: [sarcastically] Yeah, let's follow the smell.

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Paige Edwards: [after giving Dalton a makeover] He looks like a smurf.

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Carly Jones: I don't believe this. You steal a car and it's my fault. You evade arrest and it's the cops' fault...
Nick Jones: One of 'em took a swing at me.
Carly Jones: You get kicked out of the house, it's mom and dad's fault. You lose your football scholarship and it's the coach's fault! You can't keep a job for more than two weeks because it's every manager's fault!
Nick Jones: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Carly Jones: So then why did you come, to piss me off?
Nick Jones: Why don't you get it? You're the good twin, I'm the evil one.
Carly Jones: Grow up. You are so afraid to take things seriously.

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Nick Jones: [kicking a cup out of a homeless guys hand] Get a job

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Dalton Chapman: Hey do you think that Wade will stay with Carly after she moves to New York?
Nick Jones: I don't know. Maybe...
Dalton Chapman: Cause you know... the way shes been lookin at me...
Nick Jones: Hey! It ain't happening, man. And even if it was happening - it ain't happening.Nothing personal
Dalton Chapman: Why's that? I mean, you like me better than Wade right?
Nick Jones: [sighs] Wade's not so bad.
Dalton Chapman: Yeah, I like Wade, too.

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Blake: [after Dalton is given a make-over] He looks like Elton John, only more gay.
Dalton Chapman: Elton John is gay?

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Paige Edwards: Lip balm. I dropped my stupid lip balm.

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Bo: Mom would be proud. She always said that your talent would make up for what God took away from you.

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Wade: I'm sorry, we just needed a fanbelt
Bo: A fanbelt? You walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt?

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Nick Jones: You're saying that that's a real person... underneath?

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Trudy Sinclair: [talking to a young Bo] Shuddup! Oooh, why can't you be more like your brother?

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Nick Jones: Ugh, Dalton, did you crap your pants again?
Dalton Chapman: What? No, I dont know, maybe. I am wearing my work clothes.

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Nick Jones: [stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the game] It's not moving
Blake: It'll MOVE!
Paige Edwards: It's not moving
Blake: It will!
Nick Jones: Turn it around! Dude, turn the car around!
Blake: [Blake leans his head down in defeat, hitting the horn and making it blare]

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Carly Jones: No, there's no-one at the gas station!
Paige Edwards: We'll meet you back at camp, but more than a few yards away from that pet cemetery.

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Wade: [sniffing something foul in the air] Something's dead out there.
Blake: [sniffing also] Nuh uh. Something's dead right here.

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Wade: [runs a lighter along one of Vincent's waxed miniature statues and talking in a silly voice] Oh no, there's a fire! Help me, Carly! My kirt's gonna catch on fire, my legs are all hot, you're my hero!
Carly Jones: [stopping him] That's not cool

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[Carly sees a human face in the window that moves away]
Wade: [after she jumps] What?
Carly Jones: I just saw somebody!
Wade: It was probably a wax thing.
Carly Jones: No, no, it wasn't a wax thing it was moving and it was freaky looking!

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Wade: [notices how well Nick throws the football to Blake] Nice arm... i can see why they gave you a scholarship.
Nick Jones: [holds up hand] yeah, it's a real tragedy, ain't it?
Wade: Yeah... it is.

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[Nick is sitting alone while everyone is making out. Dalton comes up to him with his camera]
Nick Jones: [grinning] dont even think about it, i ain't kissing you, dude.
Dalton Chapman: [mocking disappointment] Aww, come on. You know you want to.
Dalton Chapman: [Nick and Dalton laugh] Haha, just kidding. Psyche. I wouldn't kiss your ass for shit, man.

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Bo: I'm sorry mama, some people just have no respect.

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[last lines]
Dave: [on radio] Sheriff?
Sheriff: Yeah, Dave?
Dave: Ran the Sinclair family through CDIC. Trudy and the doctor didn't have two sons. They had three.

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[first lines]
Trudy Sinclair: You are being such a good boy. Would you like some more cereal, sweetheart? Here you go.

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Bo: Trudy got a cyst in her brain.

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