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Fat Albert (2004) Poster

(2004)

Quotes

Rudy: You're like school on Saturday: no class.

Fat Albert: You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because, caring about someone... is wonderful! A person you think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking of each other... , and it's just fantastic to know that there is somebody out there in the world thinking about you.

[repeated line]

Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey!

Dumb Donald: Are you ready? 'Cause when I buck-buck, you better duck-duck.

Lead Teen: Are you gonna buck-buck, or are you just gonna talk talk?

Dumb Donald: Buck buck number 6, Comin'!

[runs and jumps on the pile]

Lead Teen: Yes! We held! Now we're the buck-buck champions!

Bill: Hold on. We've still got one more guy.

Lead Teen: Bring him out then.

Bill: Come on out, Fa-a-a-at Albert! He loves to hear us call his name.

Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?

Lead Teen: Oh, no! Run! I got a bad back.

Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, I said I'm gonna stay.

Bill: Hey, hey, *hey*, friends don't let friends fade away.

Fat Albert: Don't use my lines on me.

Kid in Classroom: [noticing Dumb Donald's pink knit hood] What's that on your head?

Dumb Donald: It's my hat.

Kid in Classroom: Why don't you take it off?

Dumb Donald: Cause I have no face!

[Old Weird Harold listens to music in the mall. He and Mushmouth pull the headphones off]

Old Weird Harold: What did he say?

Mushmouth: Budeep a bubba da beep my lubba.

Old Weird Harold: You watch your mouth.

Bill: Look!

[Bill, Fat Albert, Dumb Donald, Bucky, Rudy, Mushmouth and Old Weird Harold run across a street and look at a poster in a video store window which reads: "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Own the complete collection on DVD!"]

Bill: See? THAT'S who we are.

Rudy: Yeah, and we're coming out on "divda."

Bucky: What's "divda?"

Dumb Donald: I don't know.

Bucky: I...

Bill: Don't start! We don't belong here.

Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?

Bill Cosby: [after hearing a knock at his door] Oh, people wait 'til you get to the top of the stairs, then they knock. WHO IS IT?

Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert!

Bill Cosby: Yeah, right.

[Bill Cosby answers the door. Fat Albert is on his doorstep]

Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad?

[Fat Albert holds out his hand]

Fat Albert: I'm... I'm Fat Albert.

[Bill Cosby faints and Fat Albert catches him]

Fat Albert: Whoa! Uh... Help! He...

Bill: Hey, hey, HEY. Friends don't let friends fade away.

Bucky: What do we do *now*?

Dumb Donald: I don't know.

Bucky: I *know* you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.

Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to *you*.

Bucky: Then who *were* you talking to?

Dumb Donald: I thought I was talking to *her*.

Bill: Guys, cut it out.

Poster in Video Store window: Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Coming soon on DVD.

Bill: Look. *That's* who we are.

Rudy: Yeah, and it says we're coming out on dividee.

Bucky: What's dividee

Dumb Donald: I don't know.

Bucky: I know you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.

Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to you.

Bill: Guys, cut it out.

Dumb Donald: I know a dog named Doris!

Fat Albert: [to the clerk] Oh. I can't take off my sweater because...

[whispers]

Fat Albert: I don't know what's under it.

Arcade Machine: Woah, you ROCK, dude!

Bill: Wow! It's talking!

Arcade Machine: THAT WAS TIGHT!

Bill: How'd you DO that?

Dumb Donald: I don't know... but THAT WAS TIGHT!

Salesman: [Helping the guys pick out clothes] Hey, I know big, and you my friend... are *big*.

Fat Albert: ...and Fat, I'm Fat Albert.

Salesman: Well, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be... *big* Al.

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Doris: Fat Albert, wait! I finally figured out who you remind me of. You remind me of my grandfather.

Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, that's a nice thing to say.

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Mushmouth: [in pain after being unsuccessfully pushed head-first back into the television screen] My hebba hurt!

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Salesman: [after adding up the prices of clothes that Fat Albert tried on] That'll be $10,428 and 22 cents.

Fat Albert: Uh, I... I don't have any money.

Salesman: Why didn't you tell me that?

Fat Albert: You didn't ask.

[the salesman grabs back his clothes]

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Dumb Donald: [in a mall] Wow, it looks like an indoor town.

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Kid in Classroom: Why are you wearing that hat?

Dumb Donald: I don't have a face

Kid in Classroom: Right

[Moves to seat next to Mushmouth]

Kid in Classroom: Man, what's his problem?

Mushmouth: [Babbles incoherently]

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Danielle: [scoffs] I have done guest spots on Bugs Bunny and The Jetsons and I have never been treated like this. I am so *out* of here.

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Doris: [Comes down the stairs] Hi, guys.

Dumb Donald: You look TIGHT!

Fat Albert: [Nudges Dumb Donald, whispers] What did you just say?

Dumb Donald: Oh, I learned it at the mall!

Fat Albert: Don't talk about Doris like that.

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