Sons of Provo (2004)

Will Swenson: Will Jensen

Quotes 

• Will Jensen : We're looking for someone a little more dedicated, quite honestly.

  Danny Jensen : Someone who's willing to commit.

  Will Jensen : Right, and somebody that is willing to walk the path of righteousness with us. We're going to find someone that has some wicked moves...

  Danny Jensen : Oh yeah, I mean pipes.

  Will Jensen : ...Some bad mother vocal tricks, and some that most importantly, is in touch with the Divine, um, as we are. A Black guy would be awsome, right?

  Danny Jensen : Yeah!

  Will Jensen : There's only like 10 Black guys in Utah, but we'll find them.

• Will Jensen : Welcome. Don't feel like, you know, you're outside of us, even though you are. Just, you know, welcome.

• Will Jensen : Shoot for the stars. That's what I say. If you shoot for the stars and you only end up in outer space, at least there you are.

• Will Jensen : Eighty percent of all communication is body language. If I were to do this

  [shrugs shoulders] 

  Will Jensen : , that would probably mean to you, "I don't know... I don't know." If I were to touch someone's knee lovingly, it'd probably mean, "I care for you. And you mean a lot to me. Especially your knee." Moving my little finger, even, is something more inconsequent.

  [Moves finger] 

  Will Jensen : "Hello, I'm the little finger. Look at me."

• Will Jensen : Number-one item is we believe that boy bands began with the Osmonds and not with the Jackson Five.

  Danny Jensen : Number two: We believe that boy-band members will be punished for their own tardiness by putting a dollar in the tardiness jar. OK? So bring some cash

  Will Jensen : Number three: We believe in having perfect pitch, being harmonically tight, and choreographically precise.

  Danny Jensen : Number four: We believe in the first principles of boy-band grooming are: First, keep your hair cut over the ears. Second, stay fashion-conscious. Third, never pierce or tattoo anything.

  Kirby Laybourne : I woun't do that.

  Danny Jensen : Anything.

  Kirby Laybourne : I wouldn't.

  Danny Jensen : And fourth, moisturize, moisturize, and Will?

  Will Jensen : Moisturize!

  Danny Jensen : That's right.