Dude, I just got this new maid in the house, right? A really nice, little cunt. Then last night, I was doing her doggy-style in the bathtub, right? Then suddenly, she slipped in the foam and smacked her teeth on the edge - four teeth out her mouth. Must have hurt like shit, dude.
Fuck dude. What the fuck did you do, then?
Nothing. It didn't mean shit, it was baby teeth.
[realizing it's a joke
You're fucking sick, dude.
Amber Green Revisited
Written by Peterpeter/J. Reisinger
Performed by Bleeder
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