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Miss Castaway and the Island Girls (2004)

Miss Cast Away (original title)
A spoof that combines Cast Away with Miss Congeniality, Planet of the Apes, Love Boat, Gilligan's Island, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, and more
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"Miss Cast Away" (aka "Island Girl") is a mix of "There's Something About Mary" and "Scary Movie" crosses "Cast Away" with "Miss Congeniality." What happens when a plane-load of beauty contestants, on it's way to the Miss Galaxy Pageant, crash-lands on a deserted island? Pilots, Mike Saunders and Maximus Power learn how to survive with a bevvie of beautiful women -- of which none have ever even gone camping. Soon the castaways discover the ancient Noah's ark on the island. The lost ark is being guarded by an oversized prehistoric pig (Jurassic Pork). Noah is boarding apes (a la Planet of the Apes) and our survivors have got to stop his plan and use the ark to get off the island. Written by Sarah (superstar_gurl_05@hotmail.com)

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$2,000,000 (estimated)
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Michael Jackson filmed his cameo in his library at Neverland Ranch (which was digitally replaced with special effects). See more »

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Spoofs Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) See more »

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Performed by Bobby Bognar
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4 July 2011 | by (Valhalla) – See all my reviews

How did this movie ever get made? This is quite easily the worst spoofing movie I have ever seen. Anyone who criticises Friedberg and Seltzer should sit down and take a look at this because it's worse than all of their movies.

I would really like to know How they got people like Michael Jackson and Pat Moria to be in this because this movie is crap.

The plot should not even be mentioned, well Okay but I did warn you, as far as I got it a plane crashes on an island and the antagonists are The Planet Of The Apes, if they launch Noah's Ark it would create the Perfect storm and the US Government try and destroy the island.

No Wonder it's on The Bottom 100, IT DESERVES TO BE THERE


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