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Miss Castaway and the Island Girls (2004)

Miss Cast Away (original title)
A spoof that combines Cast Away with Miss Congeniality, Planet of the Apes, Love Boat, Gilligan's Island, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, and more
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Maximus Powers
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Mike Saunders
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Julie
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Noah
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Joe Millionaire
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Agent M.J.
Eugene Greytak ...
Your Holiness (as Gene Greytak)
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Groovy Guy
Lyle J. Mortensen ...
Vice Persident
Douglas Dunning ...
Commander Harry
Patrick Mares ...
The President
Stuart Rigby ...
Ron Philips
Kamilla Bjorlin ...
Holly
Audra Wise ...
Tina
Juanita A. Romano ...
Alaska
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"Miss Cast Away" (aka "Island Girl") is a mix of "There's Something About Mary" and "Scary Movie" crosses "Cast Away" with "Miss Congeniality." What happens when a plane-load of beauty contestants, on it's way to the Miss Galaxy Pageant, crash-lands on a deserted island? Pilots, Mike Saunders and Maximus Power learn how to survive with a bevvie of beautiful women -- of which none have ever even gone camping. Soon the castaways discover the ancient Noah's ark on the island. The lost ark is being guarded by an oversized prehistoric pig (Jurassic Pork). Noah is boarding apes (a la Planet of the Apes) and our survivors have got to stop his plan and use the ark to get off the island. Written by Sarah (superstar_gurl_05@hotmail.com)

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There's trouble in paradise.


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28 January 2008 (Australia)  »

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$2,000,000 (estimated)
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Michael Jackson's final movie as an actor. See more »

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References South Park (1997) See more »

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Boy Overboard
Written by Vance Brescia
Julia John Music
Vance Brescia Music Ltd. 1990 ASCAP
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I must apologize...
14 February 2006 | by See all my reviews

First, I would like to apologize for my rating of "1"... The only reason i give this film such a high rating is that I can't delve into negative integers. All "This is a spoof" musings aside, and while I certainly have tried to give it due consideration, have left me with a certain notion, namely; "This is quite possibly the worst film ever made." On any level and in any plausible quantification of qualitative measurement... Seriously, I tried, I'm just as in to any indie born-for-cult-video-distribution film as the next buff, but seriously, this movie sucked rhino balls...

Honestly, if I had directed this "film" I would have seen it as a legitimate cause for suicide.


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