Significant Others (2004– )
Alex: [Alex is trying to explain something to the spanish speaking maid Carlotta] So I just wanted to talk to you about Rodney. Devon and I are going to take over driving him to school every morning, so you don't have to do it anymore.
Carlotta: You're going to go to driving school today?
Alex: School, yes. Driving, yes.
Carlotta: Driving School.
Alex: [Devon enters] Baby, Baby, she's not understanding the driving Rodney to school thing.
Devon: Uh. No necesitamos, uh, drive, uh, our chiclet to school.
Carlotta: Chiclet is bubble gum.
Devon: [to Alex] See there's a couple different types of Spanishes.
Carlotta: No, no, no, no.
Devon: There's like Castilian and then there's plain old Mexican.
James: [James is stuck in a cab in traffic leaving a message for Chelsea] Sweetie, in that last message when I said that you were annoying, I didn't mean that YOU were annoying. So much as it's, it's, the world is annoying sometimes, and you're, you are my world.
Connie: He's not a loser who's losing. He's a loser who's winning.
Bill: Like George Bush.