The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (TV Series)

Young Indiana Jones and the Scandal of 1920 (1993)

Bill McKinney: Mack

Quotes 

• Mack : As far as I'm concerned, you're an idiot.

  [louder] 

  Mack : What are you?

  Indiana Jones : I'm an idiot.

  Mack : Correct. Now open your idiot ears and follow me.

  [they walk through a door and go backstage] 

  Mack : Your job is to do all the idiot jobs that only an idiot wants to do. Like make the coffee, run the errands, scrape the stage.

• Mack : Excuse me, Mr. Jones, I just hate to disturb you, but your lunch date's arrived...

  Indiana Jones : But it's not even noon.

  Mack : [shouting]  And her damn limo is blocking half the damn street!