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"Star Trek: Voyager" Workforce: Part 1 (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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Harry Kim: In six years, I've never been on an away mission worse than this one.

Neelix: I don't know how you can say that. The cargo hold is crammed with valuable supplies.

Harry Kim: And my stomach is crammed with alien parasites, doing backflips.

Neelix: I guess you shouldn't have drunk that Falah nectar.

Harry Kim: You insisted I try it!

Neelix: Uh... The Nar Shaddan consider it a delicacy. To refuse would have insulted them.

Harry Kim: I didn't hear you insisting that Commander Chakotay try it.

Neelix: Commander Chakotay's a vegetarian.

Harry Kim: [aghast] It was made from meat?

Neelix: More like a meat by-product.

Harry Kim: [groans] I'm gonna be sick.

Neelix: Not after you drink this.

[hands him a glass]

Harry Kim: What is it?

Neelix: Leola bark tea, to settle even the queasiest of stomachs.

Harry Kim: [sniffs] Ugh! It smells worse than the meat nectar! I'll wait for the Doctor to treat me.

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Harry Kim: I'm still feeling kinda queasy from that nectar.

The Doctor: I treated you days ago!

Harry Kim: Whatever you did hasn't worked. Maybe all those command subroutines are compromising your medical abilities.

The Doctor: Maybe all that sarcasm is compromising your natural charm.

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[Chakotay has been surgically altered to look like an alien]

Neelix: I still say you should have posed as a Talaxian. We'd have made a striking pair.

Chakotay: Whiskers make me itch.

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The Doctor: [to Chakotay] I assumed *I'd* be in charge during your absence, Commander!

Harry Kim: 'scuse me?

The Doctor: [to Kim] An Emergency Command Hologram, programmed with over two million tactical subroutines, outranks an ensign.

Harry Kim: A few words to the computer, and this ensign can delete those subroutines.

The Doctor: Then you'd be depriving yourself of a skilled leader for the sake of your ego.

Harry Kim: Hah, *my* ego?

Chakotay: Gentlemen! Work it out.

The DoctorHarry Kim: Aye, sir.

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Tom Paris: I had a disagreement with the new Efficiency Monitor. She didn't think my work was very...

Umali: Efficient?

Tom Paris: Exactly.

Umali: Then why should I hire you?

Tom Paris: Well, there's my natural charm and personality. They'd be a real asset around a place like this where you're trying to attract patrons. I mean, look at you. You haven't been able to tear yourself away from me.

Umali: There's no one else here.

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Umali: You'd better clean those tables over there. This place is going to be filled with hungry workers as soon as the next shift ends.

Tom Paris: You won't regret this.

Umali: Oh, I'm certain I will.

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[the majority of Voyager's crew has been brainwashed, not recognizing each other as who they really are]

Tom Paris: Maybe we could get together during the day sometime, take a walk by the river.

B'Elanna Torres: [getting up] I don't think so.

Tom Paris: Why not? I am a very engaging conversationalist...

[he notices B'Elanna's bulging belly]

Tom Paris: Oh.

B'Elanna Torres: Yeah. Still want to get together?

Tom Paris: You're married.

B'Elanna Torres: No.

Tom Paris: Oh.

B'Elanna Torres: Enjoy your day.

[smiles smugly and leaves]

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[Janeway has accidentally entered a wrong code and triggered an alarm]

Quarren Computer: Command code violation 2-3-0-8.

Kathryn Janeway: [to the console] Come on, shut off that damn alarm and I promise I'll never violate you again.

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Jaffen: I overheard you talking to your console.

Kathryn Janeway: It's an old habit.

Jaffen: Does it work?

Kathryn Janeway: I'm not sure this control panel and I speak the same language yet.

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Tom Paris: Space travel makes me sick.

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Tuvok: We don't belong here! We don't belong here! This isn't right! We don't belong here!

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Kathryn Janeway: [of Tuvok] Strange man.

Jaffen: And a terrible joke teller.

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[the Doctor is making repairs]

The Doctor: Reinitialize the subspace transponder.

Voyager Computer: [bleeps] Warning. Main computer is failing.

The Doctor: Switch to backup processors.

Voyager Computer: Main computer stabilized.

The Doctor: Good. Now, let's try this again. Reinitialize the subspace transponder.

Voyager Computer: Unable to comply.

The Doctor: Why not?

Voyager Computer: Insufficient power.

The Doctor: And they say *I'm* difficult.

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The Doctor: I've repaired the deuterium injectors, brought secondary propulsion back online, and soothed Ensign Kim's upset tummy.

Chakotay: Good work.

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[Jaffen is telling his co-workers an anecdote]

Jaffen: ...all of them about my father, and he couldn't understand why I wasn't insulted. Finally, I just had to tell him: "I'm Norvalen. I don't have a father!"

[Tuvok bursts out laughing]

Jaffen: It wasn't *that* funny, Tuvok.

Tuvok: [laughing] On the contrary! The man was ignorant of how your species procreates. His attempt to disparage you ultimately humiliated him. Irony is often a source of humor.

Jaffen: Yes, well, when you explain it like that... it's not funny at all.

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