Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Workforce (2001)

Ethan Phillips: Neelix

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• Harry Kim : In six years, I've never been on an away mission worse than this one.

  Neelix : I don't know how you can say that. The cargo hold is crammed with valuable supplies.

  Harry Kim : And my stomach is crammed with alien parasites, doing backflips.

  Neelix : I guess you shouldn't have drunk that Falah nectar.

  Harry Kim : You insisted I try it!

  Neelix : Uh... The Nar Shaddan consider it a delicacy. To refuse would have insulted them.

  Harry Kim : I didn't hear you insisting that Commander Chakotay try it.

  Neelix : Commander Chakotay's a vegetarian.

  Harry Kim : [aghast]  It was made from meat?

  Neelix : More like a meat by-product.

  Harry Kim : [groans]  I'm gonna be sick.

  Neelix : Not after you drink this.

  Harry Kim : [accepting a glass]  What is it?

  Neelix : Leola bark tea, to settle even the queasiest of stomachs.

  Harry Kim : [sniffs]  Ugh! It smells worse than the meat nectar! I'll wait for the Doctor to treat me.

• [Chakotay has been surgically altered to look like an alien] 

  Neelix : I still say you should've posed as a Talaxian. We'd have made a striking pair.

  Chakotay : Whiskers make me itch.

• [Neelix reports his findings] 

  Chakotay : Let me guess: They really love their jobs.

  Neelix : It's like they've all been programmed to be happy here.

  Chakotay : It's a safe bet they're not going to leave willingly.