- Detective Constable 'Dangerous' Davies: [Helping Mod Lewis learn the Highway Code in preparation for his driving test] Ask me a question.
- Mod Lewis: What is the one place you must never leave your car unattended?
- Detective Constable 'Dangerous' Davies: Liverpool.
- Detective Constable 'Dangerous' Davies: I was hopin' not to be disturbed.
- Mod Lewis: You've always been disturbed.
- Mod Lewis: You're supposed to give me a tip.
- Detective Constable 'Dangerous' Davies: Never trust an Irishman with ginger eyelashes.