Cracker (TV Series)
The Big Crunch: Part 1 (1994)
Robbie Coltrane: Dr. Edward 'Fitz' Fitzgerald
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Quotes
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Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Safe sex is breast worship.
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DS Jane 'Panhandle' Penhaligon : You can spot a guilty cop in a football crowd and not notice World War 3 in your living room.
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : [Sarcastically] Oh, you've seen my living room.
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[Mark walks in on Fitz and a naked Penhaligon in Fitz's bedroom]
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : We never did have that little chat, did we?
[Mark throws a paper at Fitz and storms into a bathroom. Fitz follows him]
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Look, I'm sorry.
Mark Fitzgerald : Does Mum know?
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : No, not yet. Your mother left me, if you don't remember.
Mark Fitzgerald : Eh? No, she didn't! She didn't leave! You drove her away 'cuz you're... cuz you're a dickhead!
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Well, that's a fair summary of the facts, probably.
Mark Fitzgerald : And I'm older than her!
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Hardly! What do you expect me to do? Spend the rest of my life like Cliff bloody Richards?
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Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : [talking to his father-in-law on the phone] A case for patricide in a nutshell!
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Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : You're kind of like a doctor, aren't you?
DS Jimmy Beck : You've lost me.
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : You tend to bury your mistakes.
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D.C.I. Charlie Wise : Are you infallible?
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Yes, the other guy's an impostor.
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Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : You're not a good man, Michael; you're not a bad man. You're somewhere in between just like the rest of us. Go on. Admit it! Admit to that chocolate bar underneath your pillow.
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Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : [about Wise] Wise by name, thick by nature.
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D.C.I. Charlie Wise : Fitz, are they your own teeth?
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Yeah.
D.C.I. Charlie Wise : Well, look after them, floss them and clean them, and don't ever call me "thick" again.
