- [first lines]
- Padraig: Would you look at that?
- [goes back into the pub to get Niamh]
- Padraig: You have to see this. Look at that.
- [they watch a tethered balloon with a banner including Quigley's picture being launched]
- Brendan: I think he has an inflated idea of himself.
- Padraig: That would not be anything new.
- Siobhan: Just so long as he remembers: what goes up must come down.
- Father MacAnally: Brian Quigley never misses a trick.
- Kathleen: What is he up to now?
- Father MacAnally: We'll know soon enough.
- [last lines]
- Brian Quigley: [looking at his banner on the balloon] Well, you're still floating. Stay there.