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Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with a angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people. Written by
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He's making a list... pray you're not on it.
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Trivia
The old book that explains the origin of Santa Claus is written in Icelandic.
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Quotes
Nicholas Yuleson:
You're gonna need to suck it in.
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Nicholas sees that mac is stuck in the window]
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie:
You're in the need for some top.
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Nicholas poises his hands above Mac's chest, hesistant on what comes next]
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie:
I swear to god Nicholas, am I going to have to make every first move in this relationship?
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Mac places Nicholas's hands on her breasts so he can push her through the window]
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Crazy Credits
Next to cast/crew's names are either a green gift bag for nice cast/crew or a red X for naughty cast/crew.
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References
The Transformers (1984)
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Soundtracks
"Fatal Dreidel"
Written and Performed by
Andrew Dorfman
Courtesy of Megathor Music
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I was confused when I saw this movie. Santa (Bill Goldberg) is the son-of-Satan and is out to scare children after a thousand years of imprisonment. he is killing for no other reason then to kill. Standing in his way is the man who imprisoned him to serve the children, Grandpa (Robert Culp) and his grandson Nicholas (Douglas Smith).
For some odd reason, Santa finds the oddest way of killing people: lighting people on fire with coal, choking them with a wreath, or just running them over with his reindeer. For two hours or so we watch two stupid teenagers run around and hide, finally leading to a rocket launcher blowing up a reindeer.
In the end I was just like WTF. I was confused, lost, and a little humored by the movie. The fight scenes with Goldberg are pretty cool and sometimes he does act well. In the end, the film doesn't make any sense, it's stupid, but it's pretty funny when you don't care what you're watching. Seeing Goldberg actually try to act is hilarious but some of his lines did make me laugh and in the end did give a convincing performance. The best was the giant reindeer. that pulled his sled.
If you watch it, don't expect a masterpiece, actually don't expect much at all. Just watch it for the action, not the story.
Santa's Slay. Starring: Robert Culp, bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith, and Emilie de Ravin.
2 1/2 out of 5 Stars.