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Nicolas Yuleson
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| Emilie de Ravin | ... |
Mary 'Mac' Mackenzie
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Pastor Timmons
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Mr. Green
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| Rebecca Gayheart | ... |
Gwen Mason
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Jason Mason
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| Fran Drescher | ... |
Virginia Mason
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Alicia Lorén | ... |
Beth Mason
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Annie Sorell | ... |
Taylor Mason
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Donna Zuk | ... |
Mrs. Talbot
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Scott Francis Gibson | ... |
S.W.N.D.S.U. Place Kicker
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Disgruntled Youth
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Don Bland | ... |
Bouncer
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Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with an angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people. Written by Austin4577@aol.com
One of the greatest Christmas movies EVER! Up there with Scrooged and Die Hard. I rented this film with my buddies on a lark. We were expecting to laugh at how bad it was but we were amazed to find that we were actually laughing at all the right parts. Actually we were laughing the entire way through. We kept having to ask each other what that last line of dialog was because we missed it. Great gags, some fantastic cameos, and a Jewish wrestler playing Santa Claus.
I'd only hold two things against it, those being: (1) the lead actor (Douglas Smith) - he was a little weak and (2)the CG could've benefited from some more expense. Otherwise this is a brilliant film. Santa's Slay is the first film to honor the truly great sport of curling. A flying bison, Goldberg, strippers, and Caulk jokes. Plus swearing children and swearing old ladies. A new holiday tradition.