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The Onion Movie -- Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior.

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Writers (WGA):
Todd Hanson (written by) &
Robert D. Siegel (written by)
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Release Date:
7 January 2008 (Brazil) See more »
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America's finest news source.
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Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. Full summary » | Add synopsis »
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Cast

  (in credits order)
Daniel Chacón ... Young American / Cock Puncher

Ken Takemoto ... Sensei

Steven Seagal ... Cock Puncher

Don McManus ... Dennis McCormick

Kate Fuglei ... Dolores McCormick

Abigail Mavity ... Roseanne McCormick
Reid Weaver ... Dennis McCormick, Jr.

Brian Powell ... Typical Neighbor Husband

Adele Robbins ... Typical Neighbor Wife
Jason L. Miller ... Sooty Firefighter
Brendon Baerg ... Sooty Child

Len Cariou ... Norm Archer

Larissa Laskin ... Dana Dobbs

Scott Klace ... Kip Kendall

Barbara Pilavin ... Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon ... Alzheimers Guys in Crowd
Sam Menning ... Alzheimers Guys in Crowd

Orlando Seale ... Producer

Erik Stolhanske ... Producer

Sarah McElligott ... Melissa Cherry

Michael Bolton ... Himself
Karl Montgomery ... African Child (as Karl Montgomery Jr.)

Kwame Boateng ... Dibo
Steven Kozlowski ... White Trash Dude

Randy Oglesby ... Surgeon General
Archie Howard ... Fat Man
Howard Shur ... Smoker
Todd Hanson ... Smoker Driver
Arthur Kendall ... Bud Schwartz
Ira Gewant ... Brunno Tucci
Christopher Weeks ... Rolly Ingersoll
Edward Ansara ... Skink Bradley

Murray Gershenz ... Raggles Wimpole

Paul 'Mousie' Garner ... Uncle Smackers (as Mousie Garner)
Helen Geller ... Mavis De Haven

Richard Fancy ... Kenneth Garber
Murphy Dunne ... Raymond Marcus

Alex Solowitz ... The Masses

Savannah Haske ... Rapist Lisa
Griffin M. Creech ... Rapist Policeman

Daniel Dae Kim ... Ivy Leaguer

Stefan Sacks ... Rapist Uncle

Rebecca Lowman ... Rape Victim Julie

Amy Davies ... Board Game Woman

John Gibson Miller ... Steel Beam Construction Guy

Jim Gleason ... Steel Beam Architect
Ben Braat ... Dutch Dad

Sal Lopez ... Peruvian

Jay Montalvo ... Peruvian

Bashar Rahal ... Arab Terrorist

Russell Steinberg ... Young Terrorist

Ahmed Ahmed ... Ahmed

Amir Talai ... Ahman
Ryan Bosch ... White Black Guy Bill
Leslie Duke ... White Black Guy Jenny

Brendan Fletcher ... White Black Guy Tim

Michael Brainard ... White Black Guy Policeman

Dane Farwell ... White Black Guy Policeman

Mary Boucher ... White Black Guy Judge
Chris Karwowski ... White Black Guy Jury Foreman
Michael Harte ... Pentagon General

Charles Howerton ... Pentagon General

James Kayten ... Pentagon Officer
Sean Conroy ... Landmine Salesman

Christopher Boyer ... Landmine Boss

S.E. Perry ... Recruitment Officer

Michael Harney ... Line-Up Detective (as Michael J. Harney)
Alonzo Bodden ... Prisoner

Gill Gayle ... Prisoner
Robert Shampain ... Prisoner Dad

Jordan Lindsay Hamm ... Girl Greeting Prisoner

Tom Wright ... Kwame Roberts

Gedde Watanabe ... James Nakatami
Troy L. Collins ... Dashante Jackson
Daniel Colembie ... McSorley's Bartender

Marc Antonio Pritchett ... Upstanding Black Man
Jerry Giles ... Dave Kostman

John Viener ... Peen Out Guy
Mike Loew ... Library Penis Man

David Chisum ... Penis Pal Glen

Martin Morales ... Penis Ethnic Man

Micah Sauers ... Skooter Boy
Michael R. Dowell ... Penis Businessman

Ken Narasaki ... Businessman

Clint Culp ... Bates Computer Customer

Paul Scheer ... Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Maria Schneider ... Bates Computer Customer's Wife
Dustin Seavey ... Bates Temp Dude
Bill Dearth ... Bates Businessman
Zia Harris ... Bates Delivery Man (as Z.C. Harris)

James M. Connor ... Bates Manager (as James Michael Connor)
Michael Delaney ... Gil Bates

Nick Chinlund ... Bryce Brand

Jim Rash ... Bryce's Manager
Angel Cassidy ... Porn Star

Mia Crowe ... Porn Star
Gauge ... Porn Star

Kirk Ward ... Brendan Laroux

Eric Siegel ... Studio Executive
Jen Cohn ... Cooking Show Host

Meredith Baxter ... Cooking Show Chef
Charley Beil ... Wizards Gamer (as Charles Beil)

Dan Benson ... Wizard Gamer
Adam Crosby ... Wizard Gamer

Jed Rees ... Wizard Proteus

Greg Pitts ... Wizards Dragonmaster

Greg Cipes ... Hippie Diplomant

William Duffy ... Man in Suit
Cory McAbee ... Man in Suit

Evgeniy Lazarev ... Slovesevic (as Eugene Lazarev)

Adam Gregor ... Birajko

Terrence Flack ... Bank Gunman

Mo McRae ... Second Bank Gunman (as Mõ)
Sarah DeVincentis ... Bank Customer
Michelle Buffone ... Bank Liz Anne (as Michele Buffone)

Jim Ortlieb ... Bank Mr. Poniewicz
Cory Nartatez ... Gay Guy
Savastian Padilla ... Gay Guy (as Savastion Padilla)
Bruce Stevenson ... Gay Guy

Chris Villa ... Gay Guy (as Christopher Villa)

Kenneth C. Rosier ... Presidential Advisor

Rodney Dangerfield ... Himself
Ivan Klipstein ... Subscription Card Man
Hanna Bluth ... Little Girl
Jennifer Saurenman ... Mother
Tanya Ballinger ... Cockpuncher Entourage
Kamela Forbes ... Cockpuncher Entourage
Neva Massey ... Cockpuncher Entourage

Eleanor Mercado ... Cockpuncher Entourage
Karen Miller ... Cockpuncher Entourage

Rachelle Wood ... Cockpuncher Entourage
André Costa ... Cameraman
Destiny Lightsy ... God Bless America Dancer
Michon Suyama ... God Bless America Dancer

Vai Au-Harehoe ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer (as Vaitiare Au-Harehoe)
Kato Bonner ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Allison Kyler ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Brandy Lamkin ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Clifford McGee ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer (as Clifford McGhee)
Tomasina Parrott ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Adrian Armas ... Lollipop Love Dancer

Kevin Federline ... Lollipop Love Dancer
Dante Harper ... Lollipop Love Dancer (as Danté Harper)

Robert Hoffman ... Lollipop Love Dancer (as Robert James Hoffman III)
Lucas Raynaud ... Lollipop Love Dancer
Dave Scott ... Lollipop Love Dancer

Harry Shum Jr. ... Lollipop Love Dancer
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Kavi Raz ... Arab Lover

Natasha Yi ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Ahmed B. Badran ... Peruvian (uncredited)
Kathie Barnes ... Concerned Mother (uncredited)

Bo Barrett ... Wigger Jim (uncredited)

Jackson Bolt ... Texas Chainsaw Killer (uncredited)

Chris Cashman ... UPS Delivery Man (uncredited)
Martez Covington ... (uncredited)

Said Faraj ... Suicide Bomber (uncredited)
Bill Frenzer ... Nicholas Van Essen (uncredited)

Justin Rodgers Hall ... Terrorist (uncredited)

Glen Hambly ... Attorney (uncredited)

Susanna Harter ... Librarian (uncredited)
Mohammed Hassan ... Terrorist (uncredited)

Hiro Koda ... (uncredited)
Eloise Lynch ... Britney Spears Fan (uncredited)

Marshall Manesh ... Announcer (uncredited)

Joel McHale ... Office Worker (uncredited)
Chrissy Metz ... Heavy Girl (uncredited)
Christopher Nissley ... Terrorist Training Video Announcer (uncredited)
Ryan O'Quinn ... Global Tetrahedron Penguin (voice) (uncredited)

Blaine Pate ... Office Worker (uncredited)

Paula Price ... Host a Rape Tape Gal (uncredited)

Tony Sagastizado I ... Taliban Terrorist (uncredited)

Helen Slayton-Hughes ... 'Yarn-it-All' Employee (uncredited)
Channing Swift ... Ice Hockey Fan (uncredited)
Tony Swift ... Ice Hockey Fan (uncredited)

Cassie Townsend ... Pot Smoker Girl at Board Game Party (uncredited)
Melissa Zanit ... Yearbook Girl (uncredited)
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Directed by
Tom Kuntz  (as James Kleiner)
Mike Maguire  (as James Kleiner)
 
Writing credits
(WGA)
Todd Hanson (written by) &
Robert D. Siegel (written by) (as Robert Siegel)

Produced by
Kevin Halloran .... co-producer
David Miner .... producer
Gil Netter .... producer
Michael Rotenberg .... producer
David Zucker .... producer
 
Original Music by
Asche & Spencer 
Thad Spencer 
 
Cinematography by
Maryse Alberti 
Neil Shapiro 
 
Film Editing by
Frederick Wardell 
 
Casting by
Justine Baddeley 
 
Production Design by
Jon Gary Steele 
 
Art Direction by
Kevin Kavanaugh 
 
Costume Design by
Casey Storm 
 
Makeup Department
Stephanie A. Fowler .... makeup artist
Robert Maverick .... special makeup effects artist
Debra Schrey .... key makeup artist
Laine Trzinski .... hair department head
 
Production Management
Brad Goodman .... post-production supervisor
Kevin Halloran .... production manager
Kimberly Rach .... production supervisor
 
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
William Paul Clark .... first assistant director
 
Art Department
Ruben Abarca .... drapery foreman
Todd Ellis .... property master
Tracy Gaydos .... art department coordinator
Allison Gross .... property assistant
Gary A. Krakoff .... construction coordinator
Kevin Loo .... art department assistant
Danny Ronay .... stand-by painter
Clint Schultz .... graphic designer
Tim Y. Wetzel .... assistant property master
 
Sound Department
Christopher Briles .... foley recordist
Michael Brown .... foley artist
Jesse Green .... sound
Jason Johnston .... second boom operator
Donald Lyles .... sound re-recording mixer
David Obermeyer .... sound mixer
John Rotondi .... chief engineer
Clancy T. Troutman .... supervising sound editor
David John West .... sound re-recording mixer
Scott Westley .... sound designer
Ronald L. Wright .... boom operator
John Soukup .... sound transfer (uncredited)
 
Special Effects by
Mark R. Byers .... special effects supervisor
 
Visual Effects by
Kent Johnson .... visual effects supervisor
Frank Lawas .... visual effects I/O supervisor
Jerry P. Magana .... visual effects producer
Curt Miller .... digital supervisor
Johnny Wilson .... digital compositor
 
Stunts
Keith Adams .... stunt coordinator
Randall Archer .... stunt rigger
Richard Burden .... stunt driver
Eddie J. Fernandez .... stunts
Justin Rodgers Hall .... stunts
Dennis Keiffer .... stunts
Hubie Kerns Jr. .... stunt driver
Henry Kingi Jr. .... stunts
Hiro Koda .... action wire coordinator
Hiro Koda .... stunts
Theo Kypri .... stunts
Samuel Le .... stunts (as Xuyen 'Sam' Valdivia)
Dan Lemieux .... stunts
Rob Mars .... stunts
Jeff Podgurski .... stunt double: Steven Seagal
Matthew Rugetti .... utility stunts
Spencer Sano .... stunt performer
Ryan Staats .... stunts
Steve Upton .... rigging coordinator
David Wald .... stunts
Thom Williams .... utility stunts
Marcus Young .... stunts
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Henry Cline .... camera operator
Brian Evans .... assistant chief lighting technician
Ben Kaller .... still photographer
Kia Kiso .... camera loader (as Kia Dawson)
Len Levine .... gaffer
Jeffrey S. Lorenz .... first assistant camera
Gary Lowrance .... electrician
Michael Lowrance .... electrician
Jesse Olivares .... key video engineer
Tony Olivieri .... first assistant camera
William Robinson .... assistant camera
Brent Studler .... electrician
 
Casting Department
Michael Hothorn .... casting executive
Kelly Hunt .... extras casting (uncredited)
 
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Stacy Horn .... costume supervisor
Jee Ok .... set costumer
Jennifer Parker .... costumer
 
Editorial Department
David Bilow .... apprentice editor
Ted Brady .... final colorist
Marisa Clayton .... post-production coordinator: Modern VideoFilm
Jesus De Santiago .... post-production assistant
Carolina Hoyos .... post-production coordinator
Eric Osmond .... first assistant editor
Michael Struk .... additional assistant editor
JoAnne Yarrow .... editorial production assistant
Steve Barnett .... post-production consultant (uncredited)
 
Music Department
Michael Dittrick .... music editor
Avital Korin .... music editor
Richard Werbowenko .... composer: additional music
 
Transportation Department
Bruce Comtois .... driver: cast
Erik Coutts .... driver: production van
Geno Hart .... transportation coordinator
Kirk Huston .... transportation captain
Hugh Kelly .... transportation
Steve Larson .... driver
Esteban Munoz .... mechanic
Hardy Ophuls .... picture car coordinator
Julie Sanders .... transportation dispatcher
 
Other crew
Emily Aaronson .... set production assistant
Maxine Bergen .... additional script supervisor
Erik Bright .... unit publicist
Briana Burke .... location manager
Kyle Cookmeyer .... production assistant
Ted M. Davila .... first accounting assistant
Jesus De Santiago .... production assistant
Richard DiPatri .... assistant location manager
Karen Golden .... script supervisor
Doris Hellmann .... production accountant
Kelly Kiernan .... production executive
Kris Lahd .... assistant to producer
Heather Long .... animal coordinator
Patty Majorczak-Connolly .... voice actor (as Patty Connolly)
Brian McMillan .... animal supplier
Cheryl Miller .... production coordinator
Daniel A. Mondschain .... additional production coordinator
R. Scott Poole .... location scout
Paul Schreiber .... location scout
David E. Van Houten .... publicist
Craig Vegas .... production assistant
Lisa Wallace .... assistant to director
 

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80 min
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Trivia:
Originally filmed in late 2003, this was subsequently shelved for many years and never released theatrically (allegedly after poor test screening). Finally released directly to DVD in June 2008.See more »
Goofs:
Continuity: In the scene they are playing the board game and one of the guys is drinking "Hawaiian punch" the level of the drink goes from full to empty back to full.See more »
Quotes:
Norm Archer:The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work.See more »
Movie Connections:
References Network (1976)See more »
Soundtrack:
Shoot Your Love All Over MeSee more »

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52 out of 75 people found the following review useful.
American Humo(u)r., 15 June 2008
Author: rainybeetle from Greenock, Scotland

I have just watched this movie and it was one of the funniest films I have ever seen. I believe this film got bad reviews in America. It has often been said that the UK doesn't understand the US humour and vice versa. I would just like to point out that this movie has hit the spot where UK humour is. This is a seriously great movie and if it was marketed well in the UK it would be a triumph. Well done ONION.

We gave you 'The Office' and you are finally understanding that kind of understated comedy. The Onion Movie has made me more determined to look out for more American comedy like this.

Never mind what all those stuffy critics say (as parodied)... this is a great watch.

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