Freaky Flyers is an airplane racing game that is a little racy at times, but has a campy cartoonish humor that's most appealing. Each of the racers have their own distinct personalities and that sometimes translates into how you play with them. The characters range from the cliché (Johnny Turbine as the "True Blue American Hero") to the totally original (The Marcels Moreso brothers are a pair of siamese twin mimes). One chooses their character and follows his/her storyline up through the races and to the challenge of the humorously inept Pilot X, a skulking dark warrior with a voice like a whiny teenager who yells a lot. There are 14 main characters, variation racrs on them, and some obscure extra racers. This game is fun. Available for PS2, XBox, or GameCube Written by
Adam D. Bram
Get your Freak on
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[Sammy Wasabi, Japanese Genius, presses a button on his plane to turn it into a robotic woman who's arms Sammy jumps in
I have won the Freaky Flyers race! Time for big body! Give daddy some sugar...
[He kisses the robot which turns, in mid-kiss, into Pilot X. They see each other
EWW EWW EWW! Human COOTIES! I WAS going to let you go free, you PERVERT! Now you must face me in OUTER SPAAAAAACE! Don't you people have MOUTHWASH on this planet?