Freaky Flyers is an airplane racing game that is a little racy at times, but has a campy cartoonish humor that's most appealing. Each of the racers have their own distinct personalities and that sometimes translates into how you play with them. The characters range from the cliché (Johnny Turbine as the "True Blue American Hero") to the totally original (The Marcels Moreso brothers are a pair of siamese twin mimes). One chooses their character and follows his/her storyline up through the races and to the challenge of the humorously inept Pilot X, a skulking dark warrior with a voice like a whiny teenager who yells a lot. There are 14 main characters, variation racrs on them, and some obscure extra racers. This game is fun. Available for PS2, XBox, or GameCube Written by
Adam D. Bram
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[very pathetic music
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[gets hit by a missile
... I love it.