Celebrity Poker Showdown (2003– )
Dave Foley: What's the point of having warm testicles if your nipples are cold?
Phil Gordon: Even Jesus wouldn't bet all of his chips on a Jack-three!
Dave Foley: Or, well, if he did, by the time the cards hit the table they'd be different.
Phil Gordon: [stands up] I'll read the chip count if you can put your hand on the top of my head.
Dave Foley: [looks at Phil's crotch, which is eye level with him] Which one?
Kevin Nealon: You do any voice-over work, Robert?
Robert Thompson: No, but can you give me some?
Kevin Nealon: Nope.
Robert Thompson: Okay.
Dave Foley: Okay, why don't we see how the chips are stacking.
Phil Gordon: Ask nicely.
Dave Foley: Would you please do a chip count?
Phil Gordon: Okay.