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Celebrity Poker Showdown (TV Series 2003– ) Poster

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Dave Foley: What's the point of having warm testicles if your nipples are cold?

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Phil Gordon: Even Jesus wouldn't bet all of his chips on a Jack-three!

Dave Foley: Or, well, if he did, by the time the cards hit the table they'd be different.

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Phil Gordon: [stands up] I'll read the chip count if you can put your hand on the top of my head.

Dave Foley: [looks at Phil's crotch, which is eye level with him] Which one?

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Robert Thompson: [catch phrase] Shuffle up and deal!

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Kevin Nealon: You do any voice-over work, Robert?

Robert Thompson: No, but can you give me some?

Kevin Nealon: Nope.

Robert Thompson: Okay.

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Dave Foley: Okay, why don't we see how the chips are stacking.

Phil Gordon: Ask nicely.

Dave Foley: Would you please do a chip count?

Phil Gordon: Okay.

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Travis Tritt: [using smokless tobacco] Just remember, nobody has ever died from secondhand spit.

Wanda Sykes: They will if they spit on the wrong motherfucker.

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