Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (2003 TV Movie)
[explaning why he can't wait for Latin class]
Ron: Are you kidding? I can't wait for Latin class! The salsa dancing, the salsa eating...
[Rufus licks his lips]
Ron: ...I already know my research project: "The Down-Low on J-Lo".
Kim: Ron, this is Latin as in the language. The dead language.
Ron: No salsa?
Kim: No J-Lo.
Kim: Okay, type in "KimPossible.com."
Ron: Loading... Loading..."Kim Possible. She can do anything." Yeah, you know, it sounds a little braggy.
Kim: It's like a commercial, Ron. It's supposed to be braggy.
Kim Possible: I'm tired of playing defense. I'm taking the fight to Shego.
Ron Stoppable: You're going to the future?
Kim Possible: Yeah.
Ron Stoppable: Okay, okay. From here on out...
[cracks his knuckles]
Ron Stoppable: We're in this together, KP.
Rufus 3000: But the danger to the time stream... it's impossible.
Kim Possible: 'Impossible?' Check my name.
Kim: [giving Ron his own communicator] Now you can call me or beep me, you know, if you wanna reach me.
Preschool Ron: [preschool Kim is being picked on by Preschoolers Drakken, Monkey Fist, and Killagan] Leave her alone! It's her turn! Taking turns is the basic foundation of pre-school. The jungle-law of daycare is behind us. We have structure. We have rules.
Dr. Drakken: [surprised] KIM POSSIBLE?
Monkey Fist: WHY do you always act SO surprised?
Dr. Drakken: [confused] Hmm... I don't know.
Ron: The perfect school year just went down the tubes and... and the Possible-Stoppable team is right behind it.
[Rufus imitates a toilet flushing]
Kim: What are you talking about?
Ron: Rufus! He just sounded like a toilet.
Kim: No, no. The end of the Possible-Stoppable team?
Ron: Think, Kim. How are we going to make that work from different continents?
Kim: Well... it'll be tricky... but doable.
Ron: You really think so?
Kim: Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.
Shego: I knew my past would come back to haunt me one day.
Kim: Shego. Ready when you are!
Shego: Sorry, Kimmie - the Supreme One always delegates. Dr. D? You're on!
Kim: You're gonna have *Drakken* fight me?
Ron: As a last line of defense? That's weak sauce!
[the villians are discussing how best to use their newly-acquired time travel ability]
Dr. Drakken: I have run a complete analysis of Kim Possible's life, and have calculated the exact day when she will be most vulnerable.
Shego: Sounds smart.
Dr. Drakken: We must go undercover, using this juvenator.
Shego: Juvenator? Wh-wh-what's a juvenator?
[Drakken activates the juvenator, which turns him into a 4-year-old]
Young Drakken: Cool.
Shego: Okay, just got dumb.
Shego: Hey, guys! Why don't you work as a "team", and put the stupid head on "together"?
Dr. Drakken: But I hate sharing!
Duff Killagan: No sharing!
Monkey Fist: Then we shall not share, together!
Dr. Drakken: Yes!
[Drakken, Monkey Fist and Killigan struggles for control of the idol head]
Shego: [hangs her head and sighs in defeat]
Ron: My dad finally said I could have a pet, but no fur. And you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur.
[Kim and Ron's first meeting]
Preschool Ron: Did that one kid have opposable toes?
Preschool Kim: You're weird... but I like you.
Ron: 'Scuse me, scary orb thing? Where are you taking us?
Robot: The attitude adjustment center.
Kim: Isn't that the high school?
Robot: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit.
Ron: Yep, high school.
[Drakken and Killagan are bickering aboard their jet airplane]
Monkey Fist: Can you two buffoons take this outside?
Duff Killagan: At 30,000 feet?
Monkey Fist: Precisely.
[Monique is commenting on Duff Killagan's modus operendi]
Monique: Golf balls that explode?
Kim Possible: Welcome to my world.
[Future Shego pulls Present Shego off to the side]
Future Shego: Listen, we don't have a lot of time. Ok, actually, we do. Well... we will.
Shego: When you want to make sense, just let me know.
Future Shego: Grab the Time Monkey.
Future Shego: You need the Time Monkey.
Shego: Can't I just use yours?
Future Shego: No, this is mine! OK, well, actually it's yours too. I mean, well, it's the one you're gonna to steal, so technically...
Shego: If you need me, I'll be in there watching Kim Possible lose.
Future Shego: Trust me, this whole rock gorilla deal is gonna go south. So when it does, make sure you get that Time Monkey!
Shego: Run through this again for me.
Kim Possible: [exiting the sewers] So far so good.
Ron Stoppable: [frowning] Oh really? Tell that to my shoes.
Ron Stoppable: [about Robo Duff] He's more robot than golfer now.
Kim Possible: Then we'll go lower.
Ron Stoppable: Sewers. Aw man! There's a whole rainbow of smells down here!
Ron: [to Kim after she's met her little brothers, who are now grown up] Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.
Dr. Drakken: Why you got to leave me hangin' like that, yo?
Kim Possible: Didn't they miss me?
Future Jim & Tim: [Jim] Oh, yeah. But, Dad always said...
Dr. Possible: Well, at least Kimmie's just lost in the time stream and not staying out late with some BOY.
Duff Killagan: Ah've got yer rebels right here, oh, Supreme One, no thanks ta Monkey Boy.
Monkey Fist: There were so many mole rats. So naked!
Shego: I'm working with a guy named "Monkey Fist". My evil career is SO in the toilet.
Ron: [to Shego] You know, in this light you're kinda cute.
Dr. Drakken: There's no such thing as mystical monkey power.
Monkey Fist: You wouldn't know mystical monkey power if you held it in your tiny little hands.
Duff Killagan: Aye, they are wee small digits!
Dr. Drakken: Shego! Have you forgotten the talk we had about hurting with our words?
Kim: Shego is the Supreme One? Well, you could've mentioned that.
Rufus 3000: I thought it was obvious.
Ron: Uh huh, sure. But just run it down for Kim's sake.
Rufus 3000: Wasn't it clear that Shego was the only one smart enough to take over the world?
Kim: Uh, well, I guess it always seemed more like a guy thing.
Rufus 3000: [with all naked mole rats gathered] Rufus Prime, what is the meaning of life?
Kim: [talking to Ron who is in Norway] Sounds like you're adjusting.
Ron: Oh, ja. That's Norwegian, or French.
Ron: Wade, don't you have... like-like a matter transporter or something? Couldn't you just beam us into Shego's palace?
Future Wade: Sure, but your insides might wind up on the outside.
Future Jim: It would be a great chance to meet your spleen.
Ron: How would I even know it's MY spleen?
Rufus 3000: I must return to the future, before more damage is done to the time stream! Also, I'm making cookies.
Kim Possible: Cookies?
Rufus 3000: Well, fighting an evil overlord works up a fierce appetite.
Wade: I hear that.
Rufus 3000: I am Rufus 3000. I have come for you from the future.
Kim Possible: This just got so much weirder!
Rufus 3000: Hicka bicka boo!
Kim Possible: Huh?
Rufus 3000: Hick-a-bick-a-boo.
Kim Possible: [trying to make sense of it all] Wow... brain pain.
Rufus 3000: Time travel does that.
Kim: [sadly watching Ron as he moves away] ... Bye Ron.
Wade: I'm definitely picking up time cooties.
Kim Possible: Really?
Wade: No! There's no such thing as time cooties.
Rufus 3000: Actually, there are. And they really itch.
Kim Possible: Duff?
Duff Killagan: Aye, but now they call me "Robo-Duff!" The world's deadliest golfing cyborg!
Kim Possible: Wow, now that's a mouthful.
Ron Stoppable: And really, how many other golfing cyborgs are there? I mean, that cannot be a crowded field...
Duff Killagan: Ach, shut your yap, boy!
[In the future, an older Jim and Tim tell Kim that their parents moved to the moon]
Ron Stoppable: Well, what about my parents?
Mr. Stoppable: [in a spacesuit, on the moon] I'm an actuary. I can work anywhere.
[on an educational video titled "The Supreme One and You"]
Dr. Drakken: The Supreme One started with a simple dream: to rule the world. Of course, it was my dream first...
[gets shocked with a shock collar]
Dr. Drakken: AAH!
Future Shego: Hey, eyes on me! You know, I started out as an underestimated sidekick trying to make the stupid schemes of others succeed...
Dr. Drakken: My schemes were not stupid...!
[she triggers the collar again]
Dr. Drakken: AAH, THE BURNING!
[sitting at their old desks at Middleton High, now converted into the Obedience Center, cuffs snap shut over their wrists]
Ron Stoppable: High school never had to resort to this sort of thing!
[a pair of collars pop up over their heads]
Kim Possible: Or that sort of thing!
Future Bonnie: Obedience collars. You'll learn to love them. Not that you'll have a choice.