- Celeste Blodgett: I have this motto that I live by: "Don't mix business with pleasure." Not that you were much of a pleasure.
- Mitch Tanzer: I wasn't thinking.
- Celeste Blodgett: Oh, you were thinking, just not with the right part of your anatomy.
- Mitch Tanzer: Hey, I've gotta talk to you.
- Celeste Blodgett: [pointing to her phone] Yeah we do need to talk, but you know what? I've gotta take this.
- Celeste Blodgett: I can't believe that I was stupid enough to actually like you seriously. I can't believe I almost lost myself to impress you. But you know what? What I really can't believe? Is that I let the one good and decent the, the most kind and... adorable human being in my life walk away. And because of what? You!