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(1999– )

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Monkey D. Luffy: I'm the man who's going to be the Pirate King!

Roronoa Zoro: I am always serious.

Nami: That's what makes you so stupid.

Usopp: Talking's easy, but we'll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?

Roronoa Zoro: Slicing!

Monkey D Luffy: Stretching!

Nami: Thieving!

Usopp: ...Running and hiding!

Tony Tony Chopper: [after Luffy is taken off the ship by a giant bird] HELP! LUFFY... BIRD... DANGER... HELP!

Roronoa Zoro: [calmly] Did he ask for help?

Tony Tony Chopper: Well, no.

Roronoa Zoro: Then don't worry about it.

Sanji: Yeah, he can handle himself.

Monkey D. Luffy: GUM-GUM BAZOOKA!

[takes down the bird]

Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, Sanji, can you cook this up?

Sanji: Sure thing.

Roronoa Zoro: Dibs on the drumstick.

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Nami: [after Luffy falls down to take a nap in the middle of a road] Luffy, how can you sleep at a time like this?

Monkey D. Luffy: Because I want to, and also, because I'm tired.

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Monkey D. Luffy: [about to be beheaded by Buggy the Clown] Hey Zolo, Sanji

[smiles]

Monkey D. Luffy: Bye, guys!

Roronoa Zolo: LUFFY!

[Buggy is suddenly struck by lightning and the platform they're on collapses, Luffy gets up completely unharmed]

Monkey D. Luffy: [still smiling] Wow, that sure was a close one, huh guys?

[everyone stares in shock]

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Coby: We shouldn't worry about being able to achieve our dreams, as long as we have the desire to do it!

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Monkey D. Luffy: I'll need tough fighters for my crew. How about that guy Alvita mentioned?

Coby: You mean Roronoa Zolo?

Monkey D. Luffy: Yeah!

Coby: But he's a pirate hunter, not a pirate! Big difference.

Monkey D. Luffy: Not really if he's a good guy.

Coby: Besides I heard he got arrested.

Monkey D. Luffy: Well, if he's a good guy, I'll help him escape!

Coby: [looks at him in disbelief] You think you can make anything happen, don't you?

Monkey D. Luffy: Sure do!

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Usopp: Protecting what we cherish most as men is the reason why we formed this pirate crew!

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Usopp: [he last saw Luffy at the bottom of a cliff] YOU'RE ALIVE!

Monkey D. Luffy: Of course. Why wouldn't I be?

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Monkey D Luffy: [in Nami's cartography room at Arlong Park] It's this room. I can't let it exist. The room she doesn't want to be in.

[shouts]

Monkey D Luffy: I'll destroy it all!

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Nami: Luffy, who, or what, in the world are you?

Monkey D. Luffy: What do you mean?

Nami: Don't you think it's kind of odd that you smashed through all those buildings and you don't have a scratch on you?

Monkey D. Luffy: Nope.

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Roronoa Zoro: [upon learning that Luffy is inside a giant snake] Does he realize what a pain he is?

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Coby: [after Alvita asks him who's the loveliest on the sea] Why, you are, of course, Mrs. Alvita, pirate, ma'am!

Monkey D. Luffy: When was the last time you had your eyes checked?

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Nami: Luffy, what are you still doing here? I told you to leave. Leave! Leave! LEAVE! Don't you understand, I... I... I need your help.

Monkey D. Luffy: [gives her his hat, his most prized possession] Then let's go!

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Tony Tony Chopper: [after seeing Ussopp's 5 ton hammer break] You mean it was a fake?

Usopp: Of course! I can't lift five tons! I quit after five pounds!

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[repeated line]

Sanji: That's no way to treat a lady!

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Tony Tony Chopper: [translating for a wolf] You rotten two leggers better not be trying to muscle in and take what doesn't belong to you!

[as himself]

Tony Tony Chopper: No, we're not like that!

[translating]

Tony Tony Chopper: This is our forest! Everything here belongs to us! The land, the trees, and the air!

Nami: [punches the wolf] Nothing's keeping me from that treasure!

Usopp: [wolves growling] Great! Everything's gotten worse again! Now we get eaten by wolves, didn't see that coming!

Nami: Do something!

Usopp: What can I do?

Tony Tony Chopper: [translating for the wolf] Back down boys, we might have the numbers, but they have the raw power! Girl, you back one mean punch. Gotta say, you're my kind of angry.

Usopp: So that's what a happy ending looks like?

Roronoa Zoro: I guess so.

Monkey D. Luffy: Then I have an idea: CAMPFIRE!

Usopp: It's the Festival of the Night before Gold Hunting!

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Tony Tony Chopper: Zoro, you said you're going to the island, but what are you gonna do when you get there?

Roronoa Zoro: God's on this island, right? I'm gonna go meet him.

Nami: Why would you want to meet someone with such horrible power?

Roronoa Zoro: Who knows? I guess that depends on his attitude.

Tony Tony Chopper: Zoro... is more arrogant than god!

Nami: There are priests on this island, and everyone knows you're not suppose to anger god! That's just common sense!

Roronoa Zoro: Sorry, but I've never actually prayed to god.

Tony Tony Chopper: Zoro is so cool!

Roronoa Zoro: Why should I pray to someone I don't believe in?

Nami: [praying] Oh, Lord God, I don't know this man! Please don't punish me with him!

Tony Tony Chopper: You're so cool, Zoro!

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Monkey D. Luffy: I want to eat meat!

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Monkey D. Luffy: Soon I'll be King of the Pirates!

Roronoa Zolo: I'll be the greatest swordsman in the world!

Monkey D. Luffy: Come on, everyone join!

Sanji: I'll find the Great Blue!

Usopp: I'll be brave!

Nami: And, I'll have mapped out the entire world!

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Gold Roger: Bear conviction under your flag!

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Usopp: There's a rule against going for that area of a man!

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Monkey D Luffy: [shouts] Nami! You are my nakama!

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Niko Robin: [she was their enemy just a few days ago] So, can I join your crew?

Monkey D. Luffy: You're a good fighter, so sure.

Nami: LUFFY!

Monkey D. Luffy: What's the big deal?

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Monkey D. Luffy: [after seeing a skinny woman claiming to be Alvita] Don't you mean you're like half of her?

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Coby: I wonder if I should go with him... He stands for everything I'm against, yet he makes me feel brave.

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Monkey D. Luffy: Enough running! Let's fight these Navy guys!

[trips over a bunch of harpoons the Navy ships fired at them]

Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, what are these doing here?

Sanji: Ussopp thought we might be able to use them.

Monkey D. Luffy: Nah, I'll just throw them overboard.

[chucks the wooden harpoons over the back of the ship, and hits the pursuing Navy ships]

Monkey D. Luffy: Now, let's fight these Navy guys!

[sees the ships full of harpoons]

Monkey D. Luffy: Oh...

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Niko Robin: Let put out the fires if we don't need them. We don't want to announce our location to our enemies.

Monkey D. Luffy: What a rookie move. You hear that Usopp? She want us to put out the fire, what should we do?

Usopp: I don't know. It's not really her fault, though. She's never been exposed to this kind of living. We should be tolerant.

Niko Robin: What are you saying?

Monkey D. Luffy: [both crying] You're always suppose to have a campfire when you camp, that's what makes it *camping*!

Nami: It's never ending with those idiots. HEY! Lay off the sob stories! You know how dangerous this island is! Let's not give it any help in killing us!

Monkey D. Luffy: Don't care.

Nami: We are in the middle of a war between knights protecting their king, and gorillas forging a coup, not to mention the giant, blood-thirst monsters that wait around every corner to eat us!

Usopp: Sky island scary... sky island scary... sky island scary...

Roronoa Zoro: [with giant pill of wood] Luffy, take a look! Is this enough wood for your fire?

Nami: Can you idiots think for one second!

Sanji: [dozens of eyes appear behind him] Don't worry wild animals are afraid of fire they'll stay away!

Nami: But they're surrounding us!

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Monkey D. Luffy: CAMPING!

Usopp: This isn't a party! We're in enemy territory! now calm down!

Monkey D. Luffy: Not a party, got it. Hey, Usopp, is a BBQ a party?

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Monkey D. Luffy: [after they picked the orb test] Hey! Maybe this is like one of those games!

Sanji: What games?

Monkey D. Luffy: You know! You pick the right door and you get a prize, but if you pick the wrong one...

Usopp: You waited until now to tell us this!

Monkey D. Luffy: I forgot.

Sanji: So what happens if we picked the wrong one?

Monkey D. Luffy: Let's see... we fall all the way back to the Blue Sea!

Sanji: Come on, nothing like that is going to happen!

Sanji: [they fall down a huge waterfall] I can't believe that just happened...

Usopp: I seriously thought... we we're falling all the way back to the Blue Sea...

Sanji: That's because *someone* had to make up that story to scary us!

Monkey D. Luffy: [laughing] Come on! I thought I was a goner too!

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Roronoa Zolo: [about Trace Heatfist] Luffy, did you know that guy? Is he a friend of yours?

Monkey D. Luffy: No, well yeah, sort of.

[laughs]

Monkey D. Luffy: He's my big brother!

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Nami: I'm here to kill you.

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Roronoa Zoro: There is a difference between using three swords... and using Santouryuu!

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Johnny: Were all problems to be solved with apologies, we wouldn't need the marines!

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Sanji: It's time to get a girl.

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Nami: What's that Luffy?

Monkey D. Luffy: This armor will protect me from harm!

Roronoa Zoro: AHHH! The armor broke!

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Roronoa Zoro: Was that a bribe?

Monkey D. Luffy: Yup.

[walks off]

Roronoa Zoro: Well, at least he's honest.

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Coby: Luffy, do you think I could join the Navy?

Monkey D. Luffy: The Navy?

Coby: Yes! It's always been my dream to serve the law, and uphold good over evil! So, do you think I can do it?

Monkey D. Luffy: Well, how should I know?

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Monkey D. Luffy: [after learning about a forbidden island, that all who enter are never seen again] You mean there's a place we're not suppose to go to?

Usopp: Oh no, I know that look! We are *not* going there!

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Monkey D. Luffy: [about Nami possibly being trapped on a forbidden island] Look at it this way: if he really is omnipotent he'd know he'd go rescue her. So, if he didn't want us to go he'd send her back, which mean he really *does* want us to go!

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Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, there's the ship!

Sanji: Nami, my sweet! I beat the IQ Love Test to rescue you!

Monkey D. Luffy: Love? I thought it was orbs!

Usopp: If that was love, I don't ever want to see it again!

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Sanji: [choosing between the IQ Iron, Swamp, Orb, and String tests] So which one should we choose?

Monkey D. Luffy: How about the Orb test?

Usopp: Why that one?

Monkey D. Luffy: Orb's like a ball, right? Sounds fun!

Usopp: That's your reason?

Monkey D. Luffy: Why? Which one would you pick?

Usopp: I don't know. I guess Orb does sound the least likely to kill us...

[thinks about each of the tests and envisions them all being scary]

Usopp: On second thought, they all sound scary!

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Nami: [after Luffy and Zolo allow themselves to be beaten up] I still don't get why you guys didn't flatten them! I mean it's what guys do! When someone insults them or pushes them, they fight back! It's just not normal...

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