One Piece (1999– )
Roronoa Zoro: I am always serious.
Nami: That's what makes you so stupid.
Coby: We shouldn't worry about being able to achieve our dreams, as long as we have the desire to do it!
Roronoa Zoro: There is a difference between using three swords... and using Santouryuu!
Usopp: Talking's easy, but we'll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?
Roronoa Zoro: Slicing!
Monkey D Luffy: Stretching!
Usopp: ...Running and hiding!
Usopp: Protecting what we cherish most as men is the reason why we formed this pirate crew!
Johnny: Were all problems to be solved with apologies, we wouldn't need the marines!
Gold Roger: Bear conviction under your flag!
Monkey D Luffy: [in Nami's cartography room at Arlong Park] It's this room. I can't let it exist. The room she doesn't want to be in.
Monkey D Luffy: I'll destroy it all!
Nami: What's that Luffy?
Monkey D. Luffy: This armor will protect me from harm!
Roronoa Zoro: AHHH! The armor broke!
Roronoa Zoro: Was that a bribe?
Monkey D. Luffy: Yup.
Roronoa Zoro: Well, at least he's honest.
Usopp: [he last saw Luffy at the bottom of a cliff] YOU'RE ALIVE!
Monkey D. Luffy: Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
Nami: Luffy, who, or what, in the world are you?
Monkey D. Luffy: What do you mean?
Nami: Don't you think it's kind of odd that you smashed through all those buildings and you don't have a scratch on you?
Monkey D. Luffy: Nope.
Roronoa Zoro: [upon learning that Luffy is inside a giant snake] Does he realize what a pain he is?
Niko Robin: [she was their enemy just a few days ago] So, can I join your crew?
Monkey D. Luffy: You're a good fighter, so sure.
Monkey D. Luffy: What's the big deal?
Tony Tony Chopper: [after Luffy is taken off the ship by a giant bird] HELP! LUFFY... BIRD... DANGER... HELP!
Roronoa Zoro: [calmly] Did he ask for help?
Tony Tony Chopper: Well, no.
Roronoa Zoro: Then don't worry about it.
Sanji: Yeah, he can handle himself.
Monkey D. Luffy: GUM-GUM BAZOOKA!
[takes down the bird]
Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, Sanji, can you cook this up?
Sanji: Sure thing.
Roronoa Zoro: Dibs on the drumstick.
Nami: [after Luffy falls down to take a nap in the middle of a road] Luffy, how can you sleep at a time like this?
Monkey D. Luffy: Because I want to, and also, because I'm tired.
Monkey D. Luffy: [about to be beheaded by Buggy the Clown] Hey Zolo, Sanji
Monkey D. Luffy: Bye, guys!
Roronoa Zolo: LUFFY!
[Buggy is suddenly struck by lightning and the platform they're on collapses, Luffy gets up completely unharmed]
Monkey D. Luffy: [still smiling] Wow, that sure was a close one, huh guys?
[everyone stares in shock]
Coby: [after Alvita asks him who's the loveliest on the sea] Why, you are, of course, Mrs. Alvita, pirate, ma'am!
Monkey D. Luffy: When was the last time you had your eyes checked?
Monkey D. Luffy: [after seeing a skinny woman claiming to be Alvita] Don't you mean you're like half of her?
Coby: Luffy, do you think I could join the Navy?
Monkey D. Luffy: The Navy?
Coby: Yes! It's always been my dream to serve the law, and uphold good over evil! So, do you think I can do it?
Monkey D. Luffy: Well, how should I know?
Monkey D. Luffy: I'll need tough fighters for my crew. How about that guy Alvita mentioned?
Coby: You mean Roronoa Zolo?
Monkey D. Luffy: Yeah!
Coby: But he's a pirate hunter, not a pirate! Big difference.
Monkey D. Luffy: Not really if he's a good guy.
Monkey D. Luffy: Well, if he's a good guy, I'll help him escape!
Coby: [looks at him in disbelief] You think you can make anything happen, don't you?
Monkey D. Luffy: Sure do!
Coby: I wonder if I should go with him... He stands for everything I'm against, yet he makes me feel brave.
Nami: Luffy, what are you still doing here? I told you to leave. Leave! Leave! LEAVE! Don't you understand, I... I... I need your help.
Monkey D. Luffy: [gives her his hat, his most prized possession] Then let's go!
Nami: [after Luffy and Zolo allow themselves to be beaten up] I still don't get why you guys didn't flatten them! I mean it's what guys do! When someone insults them or pushes them, they fight back! It's just not normal...
Tony Tony Chopper: [after seeing Ussopp's 5 ton hammer break] You mean it was a fake?
Usopp: Of course! I can't lift five tons! I quit after five pounds!
Monkey D. Luffy: [after learning about a forbidden island, that all who enter are never seen again] You mean there's a place we're not suppose to go to?
Usopp: Oh no, I know that look! We are *not* going there!
Monkey D. Luffy: Soon I'll be King of the Pirates!
Roronoa Zolo: I'll be the greatest swordsman in the world!
Monkey D. Luffy: Come on, everyone join!
Sanji: I'll find the Great Blue!
Usopp: I'll be brave!
Nami: And, I'll have mapped out the entire world!
Roronoa Zolo: [about Trace Heatfist] Luffy, did you know that guy? Is he a friend of yours?
Monkey D. Luffy: No, well yeah, sort of.
Monkey D. Luffy: He's my big brother!
Monkey D. Luffy: [about Nami possibly being trapped on a forbidden island] Look at it this way: if he really is omnipotent he'd know he'd go rescue her. So, if he didn't want us to go he'd send her back, which mean he really *does* want us to go!
Monkey D. Luffy: Enough running! Let's fight these Navy guys!
[trips over a bunch of harpoons the Navy ships fired at them]
Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, what are these doing here?
Sanji: Ussopp thought we might be able to use them.
Monkey D. Luffy: Nah, I'll just throw them overboard.
[chucks the wooden harpoons over the back of the ship, and hits the pursuing Navy ships]
Monkey D. Luffy: Now, let's fight these Navy guys!
[sees the ships full of harpoons]
Monkey D. Luffy: Oh...
Niko Robin: Let put out the fires if we don't need them. We don't want to announce our location to our enemies.
Monkey D. Luffy: What a rookie move. You hear that Usopp? She want us to put out the fire, what should we do?
Usopp: I don't know. It's not really her fault, though. She's never been exposed to this kind of living. We should be tolerant.
Niko Robin: What are you saying?
Monkey D. Luffy: [both crying] You're always suppose to have a campfire when you camp, that's what makes it *camping*!
Nami: It's never ending with those idiots. HEY! Lay off the sob stories! You know how dangerous this island is! Let's not give it any help in killing us!
Monkey D. Luffy: Don't care.
Nami: We are in the middle of a war between knights protecting their king, and gorillas forging a coup, not to mention the giant, blood-thirst monsters that wait around every corner to eat us!
Usopp: Sky island scary... sky island scary... sky island scary...
Roronoa Zoro: [with giant pill of wood] Luffy, take a look! Is this enough wood for your fire?
Nami: Can you idiots think for one second!
Sanji: [dozens of eyes appear behind him] Don't worry wild animals are afraid of fire they'll stay away!
Nami: But they're surrounding us!
Tony Tony Chopper: [translating for a wolf] You rotten two leggers better not be trying to muscle in and take what doesn't belong to you!
Tony Tony Chopper: No, we're not like that!
Tony Tony Chopper: This is our forest! Everything here belongs to us! The land, the trees, and the air!
Nami: [punches the wolf] Nothing's keeping me from that treasure!
Usopp: [wolves growling] Great! Everything's gotten worse again! Now we get eaten by wolves, didn't see that coming!
Nami: Do something!
Usopp: What can I do?
Tony Tony Chopper: [translating for the wolf] Back down boys, we might have the numbers, but they have the raw power! Girl, you back one mean punch. Gotta say, you're my kind of angry.
Usopp: So that's what a happy ending looks like?
Roronoa Zoro: I guess so.
Monkey D. Luffy: Then I have an idea: CAMPFIRE!
Usopp: It's the Festival of the Night before Gold Hunting!
Monkey D. Luffy: CAMPING!
Usopp: This isn't a party! We're in enemy territory! now calm down!
Monkey D. Luffy: Not a party, got it. Hey, Usopp, is a BBQ a party?
Tony Tony Chopper: Zoro, you said you're going to the island, but what are you gonna do when you get there?
Roronoa Zoro: God's on this island, right? I'm gonna go meet him.
Nami: Why would you want to meet someone with such horrible power?
Roronoa Zoro: Who knows? I guess that depends on his attitude.
Tony Tony Chopper: Zoro... is more arrogant than god!
Nami: There are priests on this island, and everyone knows you're not suppose to anger god! That's just common sense!
Roronoa Zoro: Sorry, but I've never actually prayed to god.
Tony Tony Chopper: Zoro is so cool!
Roronoa Zoro: Why should I pray to someone I don't believe in?
Nami: [praying] Oh, Lord God, I don't know this man! Please don't punish me with him!
Tony Tony Chopper: You're so cool, Zoro!
Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, there's the ship!
Sanji: Nami, my sweet! I beat the IQ Love Test to rescue you!
Monkey D. Luffy: Love? I thought it was orbs!
Usopp: If that was love, I don't ever want to see it again!
Sanji: [choosing between the IQ Iron, Swamp, Orb, and String tests] So which one should we choose?
Monkey D. Luffy: How about the Orb test?
Usopp: Why that one?
Monkey D. Luffy: Orb's like a ball, right? Sounds fun!
Usopp: That's your reason?
Monkey D. Luffy: Why? Which one would you pick?
Usopp: I don't know. I guess Orb does sound the least likely to kill us...
[thinks about each of the tests and envisions them all being scary]
Usopp: On second thought, they all sound scary!
Monkey D. Luffy: [after they picked the orb test] Hey! Maybe this is like one of those games!
Sanji: What games?
Monkey D. Luffy: You know! You pick the right door and you get a prize, but if you pick the wrong one...
Usopp: You waited until now to tell us this!
Monkey D. Luffy: I forgot.
Sanji: So what happens if we picked the wrong one?
Monkey D. Luffy: Let's see... we fall all the way back to the Blue Sea!
Sanji: Come on, nothing like that is going to happen!
Sanji: [they fall down a huge waterfall] I can't believe that just happened...
Usopp: I seriously thought... we we're falling all the way back to the Blue Sea...
Sanji: That's because *someone* had to make up that story to scary us!
Monkey D. Luffy: [laughing] Come on! I thought I was a goner too!