Monkey D. Luffy:
I want to eat meat!
Nami:
I'm here to kill you.
Coby:
We shouldn't worry about being able to achieve our dreams, as long as we have the desire to do it!
Roronoa Zoro:
I am always serious.
Nami:
That's what makes you so stupid.
Roronoa Zoro:
There is a difference between using three swords... and using Santouryuu!
Monkey D. Luffy:
I'm the man who's going to be the Pirate King!
Usopp:
Talking's easy, but we'll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?
Roronoa Zoro:
Slicing!
Monkey D Luffy:
Stretching!
Nami:
Thieving!
Usopp:
...Running and hiding!
Usopp:
Protecting what we cherish most as men is the reason why we formed this pirate crew!
Johnny:
Were all problems to be solved with apologies, we wouldn't need the marines!
Gold Roger:
Bear conviction under your flag!
Usopp:
There's a rule against going for that area of a man!
Monkey D Luffy:
[
in Nami's cartography room at Arlong Park] It's this room. I can't let it exist. The room she doesn't want to be in.
[
shouts]
Monkey D Luffy:
I'll destroy it all!
Sanji:
It's time to get a girl.
Monkey D Luffy:
[
shouts] Nami! You are my nakama!
Nami:
What's that Luffy?
Monkey D. Luffy:
This armor will protect me from harm!
Roronoa Zoro:
AHHH! The armor broke!
Roronoa Zoro:
Was that a bribe?
Monkey D. Luffy:
Yup.
[
walks off]
Roronoa Zoro:
Well, at least he's honest.
Usopp:
[
he last saw Luffy at the bottom of a cliff] YOU'RE ALIVE!
Monkey D. Luffy:
Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
Nami:
Luffy, who, or what, in the world are you?
Monkey D. Luffy:
What do you mean?
Nami:
Don't you think it's kind of odd that you smashed through all those buildings and you don't have a scratch on you?
Monkey D. Luffy:
Nope.
Roronoa Zoro:
[
upon learning that Luffy is inside a giant snake] Does he realize what a pain he is?
Niko Robin:
[
she was their enemy just a few days ago] So, can I join your crew?
Monkey D. Luffy:
You're a good fighter, so sure.
Nami:
LUFFY!
Monkey D. Luffy:
What's the big deal?
Tony Tony Chopper:
[
after Luffy is taken off the ship by a giant bird] HELP! LUFFY... BIRD... DANGER... HELP!
Roronoa Zoro:
[
calmly] Did he ask for help?
Tony Tony Chopper:
Well, no.
Roronoa Zoro:
Then don't worry about it.
Sanji:
Yeah, he can handle himself.
Monkey D. Luffy:
GUM-GUM BAZOOKA!
[
takes down the bird]
Monkey D. Luffy:
Hey, Sanji, can you cook this up?
Sanji:
Sure thing.
Roronoa Zoro:
Dibs on the drumstick.
Nami:
[
after Luffy falls down to take a nap in the middle of a road] Luffy, how can you sleep at a time like this?
Monkey D. Luffy:
Because I want to, and also, because I'm tired.
Monkey D. Luffy:
[
about to be beheaded by Buggy the Clown] Hey Zolo, Sanji
[
smiles]
Monkey D. Luffy:
Bye, guys!
Roronoa Zolo:
LUFFY!
[
Buggy is suddenly struck by lightning and the platform they're on collapses, Luffy gets up completely unharmed]
Monkey D. Luffy:
[
still smiling] Wow, that sure was a close one, huh guys?
[
everyone stares in shock]
Coby:
[
after Alvita asks him who's the loveliest on the sea] Why, you are, of course, Mrs. Alvita, pirate, ma'am!
Monkey D. Luffy:
When was the last time you had your eyes checked?
Monkey D. Luffy:
[
after seeing a skinny woman claiming to be Alvita] Don't you mean you're like half of her?
Coby:
Luffy, do you think I could join the Navy?
Monkey D. Luffy:
The Navy?
Coby:
Yes! It's always been my dream to serve the law, and uphold good over evil! So, do you think I can do it?
Monkey D. Luffy:
Well, how should I know?
Monkey D. Luffy:
I'll need tough fighters for my crew. How about that guy Alvita mentioned?
Coby:
You mean Roronoa Zolo?
Monkey D. Luffy:
Yeah!
Coby:
But he's a pirate hunter, not a pirate! Big difference.
Monkey D. Luffy:
Not really if he's a good guy.
Coby:
Besides I heard he got arrested.
Monkey D. Luffy:
Well, if he's a good guy, I'll help him escape!
Coby:
[
looks at him in disbelief] You think you can make anything happen, don't you?
Monkey D. Luffy:
Sure do!
Coby:
I wonder if I should go with him... He stands for everything I'm against, yet he makes me feel brave.
Nami:
Luffy, what are you still doing here? I told you to leave. Leave! Leave! LEAVE! Don't you understand, I... I... I need your help.
Monkey D. Luffy:
[
gives her his hat, his most prized possession] Then let's go!
Nami:
[
after Luffy and Zolo allow themselves to be beaten up] I still don't get why you guys didn't flatten them! I mean it's what guys do! When someone insults them or pushes them, they fight back! It's just not normal...
Tony Tony Chopper:
[
after seeing Ussopp's 5 ton hammer break] You mean it was a fake?
Usopp:
Of course! I can't lift five tons! I quit after five pounds!
Monkey D. Luffy:
[
after learning about a forbidden island, that all who enter are never seen again] You mean there's a place we're not suppose to go to?
Usopp:
Oh no, I know that look! We are *not* going there!
Monkey D. Luffy:
Soon I'll be King of the Pirates!
Roronoa Zolo:
I'll be the greatest swordsman in the world!
Monkey D. Luffy:
Come on, everyone join!
Sanji:
I'll find the Great Blue!
Usopp:
I'll be brave!
Nami:
And, I'll have mapped out the entire world!
Roronoa Zolo:
[
about Trace Heatfist] Luffy, did you know that guy? Is he a friend of yours?
Monkey D. Luffy:
No, well yeah, sort of.
[
laughs]
Monkey D. Luffy:
He's my big brother!
Monkey D. Luffy:
[
about Nami possibly being trapped on a forbidden island] Look at it this way: if he really is omnipotent he'd know he'd go rescue her. So, if he didn't want us to go he'd send her back, which mean he really *does* want us to go!
[
repeated line]
Sanji:
That's no way to treat a lady!
Monkey D. Luffy:
Enough running! Let's fight these Navy guys!
[
trips over a bunch of harpoons the Navy ships fired at them]
Monkey D. Luffy:
Hey, what are these doing here?
Sanji:
Ussopp thought we might be able to use them.
Monkey D. Luffy:
Nah, I'll just throw them overboard.
[
chucks the wooden harpoons over the back of the ship, and hits the pursuing Navy ships]
Monkey D. Luffy:
Now, let's fight these Navy guys!
[
sees the ships full of harpoons]
Monkey D. Luffy:
Oh...
Niko Robin:
Let put out the fires if we don't need them. We don't want to announce our location to our enemies.
Monkey D. Luffy:
What a rookie move. You hear that Usopp? She want us to put out the fire, what should we do?
Usopp:
I don't know. It's not really her fault, though. She's never been exposed to this kind of living. We should be tolerant.
Niko Robin:
What are you saying?
Monkey D. Luffy:
[
both crying] You're always suppose to have a campfire when you camp, that's what makes it *camping*!
Nami:
It's never ending with those idiots. HEY! Lay off the sob stories! You know how dangerous this island is! Let's not give it any help in killing us!
Monkey D. Luffy:
Don't care.
Nami:
We are in the middle of a war between knights protecting their king, and gorillas forging a coup, not to mention the giant, blood-thirst monsters that wait around every corner to eat us!
Usopp:
Sky island scary... sky island scary... sky island scary...
Roronoa Zoro:
[
with giant pill of wood] Luffy, take a look! Is this enough wood for your fire?
Nami:
Can you idiots think for one second!
Sanji:
[
dozens of eyes appear behind him] Don't worry wild animals are afraid of fire they'll stay away!
Nami:
But they're surrounding us!
Tony Tony Chopper:
[
translating for a wolf] You rotten two leggers better not be trying to muscle in and take what doesn't belong to you!
[
as himself]
Tony Tony Chopper:
No, we're not like that!
[
translating]
Tony Tony Chopper:
This is our forest! Everything here belongs to us! The land, the trees, and the air!
Nami:
[
punches the wolf] Nothing's keeping me from that treasure!
Usopp:
[
wolves growling] Great! Everything's gotten worse again! Now we get eaten by wolves, didn't see that coming!
Nami:
Do something!
Usopp:
What can I do?
Tony Tony Chopper:
[
translating for the wolf] Back down boys, we might have the numbers, but they have the raw power! Girl, you back one mean punch. Gotta say, you're my kind of angry.
Usopp:
So that's what a happy ending looks like?
Roronoa Zoro:
I guess so.
Monkey D. Luffy:
Then I have an idea: CAMPFIRE!
Usopp:
It's the Festival of the Night before Gold Hunting!
Monkey D. Luffy:
CAMPING!
Usopp:
This isn't a party! We're in enemy territory! now calm down!
Monkey D. Luffy:
Not a party, got it. Hey, Usopp, is a BBQ a party?
Tony Tony Chopper:
Zoro, you said you're going to the island, but what are you gonna do when you get there?
Roronoa Zoro:
God's on this island, right? I'm gonna go meet him.
Nami:
Why would you want to meet someone with such horrible power?
Roronoa Zoro:
Who knows? I guess that depends on his attitude.
Tony Tony Chopper:
Zoro... is more arrogant than god!
Nami:
There are priests on this island, and everyone knows you're not suppose to anger god! That's just common sense!
Roronoa Zoro:
Sorry, but I've never actually prayed to god.
Tony Tony Chopper:
Zoro is so cool!
Roronoa Zoro:
Why should I pray to someone I don't believe in?
Nami:
[
praying] Oh, Lord God, I don't know this man! Please don't punish me with him!
Tony Tony Chopper:
You're so cool, Zoro!
Monkey D. Luffy:
Hey, there's the ship!
Sanji:
Nami, my sweet! I beat the IQ Love Test to rescue you!
Monkey D. Luffy:
Love? I thought it was orbs!
Usopp:
If that was love, I don't ever want to see it again!
Sanji:
[
choosing between the IQ Iron, Swamp, Orb, and String tests] So which one should we choose?
Monkey D. Luffy:
How about the Orb test?
Usopp:
Why that one?
Monkey D. Luffy:
Orb's like a ball, right? Sounds fun!
Usopp:
That's your reason?
Monkey D. Luffy:
Why? Which one would you pick?
Usopp:
I don't know. I guess Orb does sound the least likely to kill us...
[
thinks about each of the tests and envisions them all being scary]
Usopp:
On second thought, they all sound scary!
Monkey D. Luffy:
[
after they picked the orb test] Hey! Maybe this is like one of those games!
Sanji:
What games?
Monkey D. Luffy:
You know! You pick the right door and you get a prize, but if you pick the wrong one...
Usopp:
You waited until now to tell us this!
Monkey D. Luffy:
I forgot.
Sanji:
So what happens if we picked the wrong one?
Monkey D. Luffy:
Let's see... we fall all the way back to the Blue Sea!
Sanji:
Come on, nothing like that is going to happen!
Sanji:
[
they fall down a huge waterfall] I can't believe that just happened...
Usopp:
I seriously thought... we we're falling all the way back to the Blue Sea...
Sanji:
That's because *someone* had to make up that story to scary us!
Monkey D. Luffy:
[
laughing] Come on! I thought I was a goner too!
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