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Holla If I Kill You (2003)

Once the hottest comic in America, Hollaback's name was in hip-hop songs, all over the media making Eminem look like MC Hammer. Then, in a flash, it's gone. He's played out. It's so bad ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Mike Troy Smith ...
Hollaback
Mike Yard ...
Westside Will
Wil Sylvince ...
EnerGee
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Mr. Fitz
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Rose (as Mia Davis)
Brad Lowery ...
Talk Show Host
Katrina Hill ...
Lady Caramel
Kareem Green ...
Michael Africa
Pedro Orlando ...
Police Officer
Joey B. ...
Boulder
Stanley Neron ...
Police Detective
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Sam the Bartender
Mike Neron ...
Spokesmodel
Mr. Len ...
Mr. Len (as Leonard Smythe)
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Earl the Clean-up Guy
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Once the hottest comic in America, Hollaback's name was in hip-hop songs, all over the media making Eminem look like MC Hammer. Then, in a flash, it's gone. He's played out. It's so bad that even the places he used to headline won't let him in the door. Well, Hollaback isn't going to take it. He's not about to let his fifteen minutes of fame slip away while getting booed off the stage. No one better diss Holla... it may cost them their life. Written by By Mark Polonia, John Polonia and Brice Kennedy

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You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll die!

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Hollaback: [to Hecklers] Yo Momma! That's right. Yeah. Yo momma's fat because she's fat!
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Holla if you love this movie!
11 October 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Maybe the people at Blockbuster were on to something when they placed this atrocity in the "Comedy" section. Likely being the worst movie I've ever seen (apart from the movies I've made) it should be a hallmark of any true horror/comedy collection. I must warn the casual viewer, if you are a young aspiring actor or director, do not see this movie. It will forever stunt your growth as an artist. From the washed out picture, shot with a home video camera, to the extras on the DVD which mess up the title ("Holla if I Killed You") there is an endless supply of movie making incompetence to keep even the most jaded bad horror lover entertained. I know I was.


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