Seed of Chucky (2004)
Chucky: Christ! Enough about your mother! I killed that bitch 20 years ago and she still won't shut up!
Chucky: Everybody, JUST SHUT UP! I have had it! That's it! There's a limit to how much I can take!
Tiffany: What are you talking about?
Chucky: Look around you, Tiff! This is nuts! And I have a very high tolerence for nuts. If this is what it takes to be human, I'd rather take my chances as a supernaturally possessed doll; it's less complicated.
Chucky: You can't be serious.
Chucky: As a heart attack! Think about it, what's so great about being human anyway? You get sick, you get old, you can't get it up anymore. I'm not looking forward to that!
Tiffany: Hun, I want to be Jennifer Tilly. I want to be a star.
Chucky: And I don't wanna be your chauffeur! As a doll, I'm fucking infamous! I'm one of the most notorious slashers in history! And I don't wanna give that up. I am Chucky, the killer doll! And I dig it!
Tiffany: [Tiffany and Glen look shocked]
Chucky: I have everything I want! A beautiful wife! A... multi-talented kid. This is who I am, Tiff! This is me!
Tiffany: Chucky... I don't know what the fuck you're talking about? I don't know who you are anymore? But... it's not enough for me. I want more.
Chucky: What are you saying?
Tiffany: It's over.
Chucky: [Chucky looks horrified; Tiffany turns to Glen]
Tiffany: We gotta get out of here, sweetface.
Tiffany: [Tiffany looks back at Chucky]
Tiffany: I'm leaving you, Chucky, and I'm taking the kid.
Chucky: [Chucky looks extremely pissed off]
Chucky: NOBODY leaves ME... NOBODY!
[talking to Glen]
Tiffany: Where are your mother and father?
Chucky: [whispering] Judging by that face, my guess is they're hiding.
Tiffany: Shut up, you asshole.
Chucky: This is nuts! And I have a VERY high tolerance for nuts.
Chucky: If this is what it takes to be human, then I'd rather take my chances as a supernaturally-possessed doll! It's much less complicated! Think about it! What's so great about being human? You get sick! You get old! As a doll, I'm infamous! I am Chucky! The killer doll!
Tiffany: I'm not getting pregnant again, I'll tell you that much. My mother always said, "Once is a blessing, twice is a curse."
Chucky: Well, that would explain your sister.
Pete Peters: [watching Chucky masturbate through his camera] That's right, work it, Mini-me.
Tiffany: I figured it out, I'll possess Jennifer Tilly and you'll possess Redman
Chucky: [drinking liquor] I'm down with that.
Chucky: [after killing Britney Spears] "Oops, I did it again!"
Tiffany: They're executing Martha Stewart this morning.
Chucky: I don't think I can take 9 months of this shit.
Tiffany: Silly Chucky. It's a voodoo pregnancy. It's accelerated.
Chucky: How "accelerated"?
[a very pregnant Jennifer Tilly walks into bathroom mirror; screams]
Tiffany: [while dragging Jennifer Tilly's unconscious body] Fuck, she's fat!
Jennifer Tilly: You know, I should have played "Erin Brockovich"; I could have done without the wonderbra.
Tiffany: What the hell is goin' on in here?
Chucky: She came on to me!
Tiffany: No wonder her career's in trouble.
Pete Peters: [in glee over the mayhem he sees the dolls causing while he spies on Jennifer] Oh, God bless the little people!
Chucky: He looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Tiffany: Hi, my name is Tiffany Ray. Um, you don't know me but, a few years ago I killed your husband, and I am SO sorry.
Jennifer Tilly: I'm an Oscar-nominee, for God's sake. Now look at me, I'm fucking a puppet.
Glen: [thinks he's Japanese because of his "Made in Japan" label] Konnichiwa, okaasan. Otousan.
Interviewer: [wrapping up a news segment on the new film "Chucky Goes Psycho"] Thanks for the interview, Chucky.
Chucky: Fuck you very much.
Tiffany: She's so wonderful!
Chucky: ...You mean HE's so wonderful.
[they both look at Glen]
Glen: Don't look at ME.
[they remove off his pants, revealing ambiguous genitalia]
Tiffany: ...Um, see? She's a beautiful girl.
Chucky: W-what are you talking about? That's, uh... my boy.
Glen: Everything's always about what YOU two want! What about what I want?
Chucky: Um... that's new.
Tiffany: Ok, sweetie? What do YOU want to be?
Glen: Well... I think... I want to be a boy.
Chucky: [to Tiffany] Ha! In your face!
Glen: But... being a girl would be nice too. Sometime I feel like a boy... and sometimes I feel like a girl... Hey! Can't I be both?
Tiffany: Killing is an addiction like any other drug. But we're parents now. We have to set an example.
Chucky: It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Chucky: [after Tiffany suggest transferring his soul into Redman] I'm down with that.
Chucky: [breaks down a door Shining style and pokes his head in] You know, I can't think of a thing to say. Fuck it!
[continues to break the door down]
[taps her on back]
Chucky: [GLENDA turns around revealing that he/she is wearing makeup, GLENDA laughs manically]
Chucky: Gah! Glen...?
Glen: [singsong voice] Guess again, daddy...
Glen: That's my name, don't you wear it out.
Glen: Oh... shit.
Tiffany: [drops glass on floor, shattering it] What did I miss?
Glen: Oh, nothing much... I just *fired* Joan.
Chucky: Looks like you won after all, Tiff. Congratulations.
Glen: Oh, you *both* win. I'm a real... ladykiller, if you catch my drift. I'm a bonafide bonus baby!
Tiffany: Jesus Christ, Chucky. What did you do to him?
Chucky: What did I do? Atleast I spend time with the kid.
Tiffany: [talking to Glenda] Glen? Wake up.
Glen: Stop it, mommy. You'll wrinkle my dress. Oh, and how do you like it? I made it meself. Like mother, like daughter right?
Glen: Like mother, like daughter! Get it? Mother and daughter, mother and daughter!
Tiffany: I said wake up! Right now!
Glen: [wakes up] Mom? Dad?
[turns to mirror, gasps]
Glen: What am I?
[knocks Redman out]
[turns to Jennifer Tilly]
Tiffany: And you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Where's your self-respect? You know what my mother used to say about dirty girls? She said, "You can always smell it on girls who sell it."
[holds up a pen and a sheet of paper]
Tiffany: Oh, by the way, Miss Tilly, can I have your autograph? I'm a big fan.
[after running off a Britney look alike off the road]
Chucky: Oops! I did it again.
Tiffany: I want a girl!
Chucky: I want a boy!
Glen: You're tearing me apart! What about what I want?
Glen: Doesn't what I want mean anything at all?
Chucky: OK. Interesting. Tell us.
Tiffany: What do you want, sweetface?
Glen: I think... I want to be a boy.
Chucky: YESSS! IN YOUR FACE, LADY!
Glen: But... being a girl would be nice, too.
Chucky: Whoa... which is it?
Glen: I'm not sure. Sometimes I feel like a boy. Sometimes I feel like a girl. Gasp! Can I be both?
Tiffany: Well, some people...
Chucky: EH-EH! NO WAY!
Chucky: Wait a minute! I'm not gonna let you poison our son's mind with your touchy-feely 12 steps bullshit. If you two don't wanna kill anymore, that's your loss. But don't look down your noses at me. I'm not ashamed to be a killer; I'm proud of it! It's not an addiction; it is a choice! And it's not something that you should have to hide in the closet!
[opens the closet door and finds Redman's eviscerated body inside]
Chucky: Well, well, well... looks like Miss. High And Mighty ain't so perfect afterall!
Tiffany: It was a slip! Rome wasn't built in one day, you know?
Tiffany: Besides, the fucker had it coming.
Chucky: [dragging Redman's body] Look how big his feet are. You know what they say...
Glen: But, isn't violence bad?
Chucky: No, son. "Violins." Violins are bad. That screeching music is gonna ruin the goddamn country.
Chucky: [gets whacked with ax in chest by Glen] Glenda?
Glen: No, Dad. It's me. Your *boy*! Your chip off the old block!
Glen: [chops off Chucky's left arm]
Glen: You proud of me *now*, Daddy?
Glen: [chops off other arm]
Glen: [shouts] Are you?
Jennifer Tilly: [chucky jumps off a box and makes a thud noise] Did you hear that?
Joan: Maybe you should forget the director and fuck the exterminator.
[Britney swerves past Chucky]
[Chucky honks at Britney, who flips the bird at him]
Chucky: [flips back] Up yours, asshole!
Chucky: [calmly] Not you, son. Come on, floor it!
Claudia: [sees Glen] You killed my mummy and daddy.
[Glen urinates himself in fear]
Claudia: And now... You're pissing your pants! You're pissing your pants! YOU'RE PISSING YOUR PANTS!
Glen: [wakes up from a nightmare] AAAAAHHHH!
Psychs: Wake up, you're pissing your pants!
Chucky: [to Jennifer, holds a cup of his own sperm] What am I supposed to do with this?
[Jennifer screams in horror and runs off]
Tiffany: [as Jennifer gets ready to have a baby] Push, Miss Tilly, push!
Jennifer Tilly: [shouts in pain] I AM PUSHING, YOU LITTLE STAR-FUCKER!
Tiffany: [to Stan] Pay no attention to Little Miss Potty Mouth. She's hormonal.
Jennifer Tilly: Why doesn't anybody take me seriously?
Chucky: Nice tits.
Jennifer Tilly: Thank you.
Tiffany: [after Chucky has axed her]
Tiffany: Be A Good Girl... Or Boy... Whatever. Don't make the same mistakes your mum and dad made... Especially your dad.
Tiffany: [talking with Glen] Where are your parents?
Chucky: Judging from that face, my guess is they're hiding.
Tiffany: Shut up, you asshole.
Chucky: Well, c'mon! It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Claudia: [after opening up her present, observes it] That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my whole life!
Claudia's Dad: It certainly is. Who sent it?
Claudia's Mum: Ooh, well, that's strange. It doesn't say. Where could it have come from?
Claudia: I don't like it! It's staring at me!
Claudia's Dad: Well, it's probably one of Uncle Arthur's little jokes.
Claudia's Mum: Well, I don't think it's funny at all.
[Claudia throws her present into her toy box]
Jennifer Tilly: [to Redman, unaware that he's been eviscerated by Tiffany] I'm leaving. You can let yourself out. Oh, and by the way, Redman - drop dead!
[as Jennifer leaves, Redman literally does so]
Tiffany: [sees a picture of Chucky and Glen with Pete Peters bloody carcass, gasps] What the hell is this? We had an agreement, Chucky! We decided for the sake of our child, WE WEREN'T GONNA DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE!
Chucky: No, YOU decided, just like YOU decided our son was a girl!
Tiffany: HE IS A GIRL!
Chucky: He is a BOY, goddammit! And he's the most promising killer I have ever seen! You should've been there, Tiff. You would've been so proud of him.
Glen: I don't know much about myself. I know I'm an orphan. I know I'm a freak. And, of course, I know that I'm Japanese.
Puppeteer: This little shitface isn't even anatomically correct!
Glen: It's a condition!
Puppeteer: I found shitface here in a graveyard in America, where he nearly ripped my throat apart!
Glen: I was trying to give him a hug!
Jennifer Tilly: Hell would be ending up on an episode of Celebrity Fear Factor in a worm eating contest with Anna Nicole Smith!
Joan: In which you would win...
Joan: You're prostituting yourself to play the Virgin Mary!
[Tiffany/Jennifer takes the "Tiffany" doll down from the shelf ]
Fulvia: I'm afraid of her.
Tiffany: It's just a doll.
Fulvia: I was talking about Glenda.
Tiffany: Oh. Well, if that's the way you feel, then we'll miss you here.
Fulvia: Thank you. God bless
[Tiffany/Jennifer bashes Fulvia to death with the doll, she then smiles evilly as her eyes turn green]
Tiffany: God bless.
Jennifer Tilly: [to Redman] Now, Mr Man... oh, is it okay if I call you red?
[Redman looks confused]
Chucky: [after Glen attacks him with an ax, amazed] Glenda?
Glen: [furiously] No, Dad, it's me, your boy - your chip off the old block!
[Glen hacks off Chucky's left arm making Chucky scream in pain]
Glen: YOU PROUD OF ME NOW, DADDY! ARE YA!
[Glen then hacks off Chucky's right arm making Chucky scream more, Glen then hacks off both of Chucky's legs making Chucky scream harder]
Chucky: [weakly] Attaboy, kid! Attaboy...
[Glen then decapitates Chucky killing him instantly, Glen goes petrified, drops the ax and breaks down crying]
Jennifer Tilly: [comforts him] There, there. It's all right. It's going to be all right.