This movie should be marketed as an "action" packed treasure hunt adventure. What the description fails to tell you, is that this movie is really a gripping tale of a young college girl who inherits a strip-club that houses a hidden treasure which a hot blonde with a very fake Russian accent and an evil motive is determined to uncover. The movie's constant use of nudity takes away from the intrigue and suspense that the original author obviously intended. With a script near Oscar Winning it is full of classic lines such as "I'm a Woman! I have Needs!" and "Maybe, we should go get waffles". I highly recommend this movie for the excellent award winning soundtrack that contains a phenomenal near genius rendition of Beethoven's Fur Elise revised to include bump and grind rhythm. If strippers and intrigue are your game this the film for you!
9 Reviews
Waste of Time
dusmrob9 March 2005
The movie starts off on the right front, a sex scene with a hot chick and her boyfriend while her roommate is in the bedroom closet. The scene is okay, however, the lack of movement, the poor chronological order of the scene and the lack of any interaction between the 2 in terms of speaking make this scene turn out to be a dud. It gets worse, the club set is really really seedy looking, the veteran strippers are not all that great looking(and I don't know what type of accent the one has). This movie is about the worst B movie ever made. I am a true lover of these NR-Mature movies, however, not only is the acting extremely poor,the sex scenes are so dull that the whole movie is a total waste of time to watch. Was I expecting too much from this movie, I don't think so, I realize that the majority of these types of movies are just made for the gratuitous sex scenes, but this movie doesn't even deliver in terms of that and this movie is just plain bad. Save yourself the time and watch something else.
Akira - Neo Tokyo stripper is about to explode
Dr. Gore3 March 2005
Warning: Spoilers
*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*
I saw this on cable the other day. A blonde who looks like she should be a stripper inherits a strip club. Stripper Serendipity. She's the "Accidental Stripper". She has a hot Asian friend, (Akira Lane), who tags along to help her manage her new asset. The veteran strippers are very catty and don't like this new blonde in their midst. New stripper blood is pumped into the club to do some schoolgirl uniform stripping and the customers rejoice. Too bad the viewers are left out in the cold.
"Accidental Stripper" is pretty lame. Limp, edited in a blender sex scenes don't make for a good late night party. That's disappointing because most of the chicks in this one were fairly hot. I had high hopes. I really liked the Asian babe, Akira. She had a pair on her that would make you reach for your, uh, beer. Yeah. She was the best part of this one.
Hey, when did it become fashionable in softcore flicks to have music blast over every single scene? I mean, a little background music is OK but does techno/dance music need to dominate the soundtrack during a sex scene? Sex scenes have their own soundtracks. It goes a little something like this, "Uh, uhhhhh, mmmmm Yeah ,that's it YES!" etc. You get the idea. Every sex scene in "Accidental Stripper" was a disco inferno.
I saw this on cable the other day. A blonde who looks like she should be a stripper inherits a strip club. Stripper Serendipity. She's the "Accidental Stripper". She has a hot Asian friend, (Akira Lane), who tags along to help her manage her new asset. The veteran strippers are very catty and don't like this new blonde in their midst. New stripper blood is pumped into the club to do some schoolgirl uniform stripping and the customers rejoice. Too bad the viewers are left out in the cold.
"Accidental Stripper" is pretty lame. Limp, edited in a blender sex scenes don't make for a good late night party. That's disappointing because most of the chicks in this one were fairly hot. I had high hopes. I really liked the Asian babe, Akira. She had a pair on her that would make you reach for your, uh, beer. Yeah. She was the best part of this one.
Hey, when did it become fashionable in softcore flicks to have music blast over every single scene? I mean, a little background music is OK but does techno/dance music need to dominate the soundtrack during a sex scene? Sex scenes have their own soundtracks. It goes a little something like this, "Uh, uhhhhh, mmmmm Yeah ,that's it YES!" etc. You get the idea. Every sex scene in "Accidental Stripper" was a disco inferno.
Another example of "no-core" pornography
MBunge5 October 2010
Warning: Spoilers
Accidental Stripper, also titled Lost Innocence, is another example of that most pointless of all cinema sub-genres - "no-core" pornography. Most folks are familiar with both softcore and hardcore porn. I've uncovered a puzzling third version of prurient entertainment. No-core porn has all the same atrocious writing, directing, acting and production values of both soft and hard skin flicks, but it inexplicably truncates all the sex scenes. Watching a no-core porno is like seeing a musical where the performers never sing more than half of the first verse of every song.
The pitiful excuse for a plot concerns obviously malnourished college student Janey (Myla Leigh) inheriting her uncle's strip club. With the help of her roommate Candace (Akira Lane, who looks like she went to the plastic surgeon and got the wrong size cheek implants), Janey tries to whip the place into shape. Undermining her efforts is a stripper named Angel (Anette Moeller), who talks like she has lockjaw and learned English in Eastern Europe. Angel thinks that Janey's uncle left some sort of treasure hidden at the club and enlists the lantern-jawed Coco (Zara Cochrane) to find it.
Janey and Candace hire a couple of cute college girls (Cara Basso and Nissa Hall) to strip while Angel asks her friend Big Paulie (James Dickson) to put the squeeze on Janey. A guy named Dean (Craig Alexander) shows up. He used to work as a bouncer for Janey's uncle but is most notable for looking like he's wearing a dark Hugh Grant wig that's 2 sizes too big for his head. The women take their clothes off, various couples boink or almost boink and Dean and Janey foil the plans of both Big Paulie and Angel. The end.
Let's get the basics out of the way first. None of the people in this movie can act. I would guess the combined IQ of writer Connie Milton and director Woquini Adams to be less than the career scoring average of former Boston Celtic player Fred Roberts. It looks like most of this film was shot in somebody's basement. Even for a normal skin flick, this thing sucks.
But Accidental Stripper isn't a normal skin flick. This is a no-core skin flick, which means none of the sex scenes last much longer than a minute and much of that time is taken up by slow motion writhing around. Twice the film sets up a lesbian sex scene and then cuts away from it before the women even kiss, which comes off as bizarrely neurotic for this sort of thing. And the sex scenes are also shot in the most inept way imaginable. When Dean and Janey finally get it on, we see them from only the neck up for about 90% of the scene. The simulated intercourse in this movie is so abrupt and poorly done that it couldn't give a boner to a 16 year old who just swallowed a bucket of Viagra.
The stripping scenes are okay if you don't mind fake boobs and fairly unattractive women gyrating awkwardly. Cara Basso and Nissa Hall are the only marginally pretty women in Lost Innocence. Myla Leigh is so skinny she looks like she should be in a TV commercial with Sally Strothers. Akira Lane resembles an Asian Faye Dunaway in a funhouse mirror. Anette Moeller's face is hard enough to crack walnuts and Zara Cochrane could pass for Jay Leno after a sex change.
Whatever your moral view of soft- or hardcore pornography, at least you can understand why people would make it and why people would look at it. No-core films like Accidental Sripper defy explanation or understanding. Unless your particular fetish is crappy films with mostly fugly actresses, don't bother with this gunk.
The pitiful excuse for a plot concerns obviously malnourished college student Janey (Myla Leigh) inheriting her uncle's strip club. With the help of her roommate Candace (Akira Lane, who looks like she went to the plastic surgeon and got the wrong size cheek implants), Janey tries to whip the place into shape. Undermining her efforts is a stripper named Angel (Anette Moeller), who talks like she has lockjaw and learned English in Eastern Europe. Angel thinks that Janey's uncle left some sort of treasure hidden at the club and enlists the lantern-jawed Coco (Zara Cochrane) to find it.
Janey and Candace hire a couple of cute college girls (Cara Basso and Nissa Hall) to strip while Angel asks her friend Big Paulie (James Dickson) to put the squeeze on Janey. A guy named Dean (Craig Alexander) shows up. He used to work as a bouncer for Janey's uncle but is most notable for looking like he's wearing a dark Hugh Grant wig that's 2 sizes too big for his head. The women take their clothes off, various couples boink or almost boink and Dean and Janey foil the plans of both Big Paulie and Angel. The end.
Let's get the basics out of the way first. None of the people in this movie can act. I would guess the combined IQ of writer Connie Milton and director Woquini Adams to be less than the career scoring average of former Boston Celtic player Fred Roberts. It looks like most of this film was shot in somebody's basement. Even for a normal skin flick, this thing sucks.
But Accidental Stripper isn't a normal skin flick. This is a no-core skin flick, which means none of the sex scenes last much longer than a minute and much of that time is taken up by slow motion writhing around. Twice the film sets up a lesbian sex scene and then cuts away from it before the women even kiss, which comes off as bizarrely neurotic for this sort of thing. And the sex scenes are also shot in the most inept way imaginable. When Dean and Janey finally get it on, we see them from only the neck up for about 90% of the scene. The simulated intercourse in this movie is so abrupt and poorly done that it couldn't give a boner to a 16 year old who just swallowed a bucket of Viagra.
The stripping scenes are okay if you don't mind fake boobs and fairly unattractive women gyrating awkwardly. Cara Basso and Nissa Hall are the only marginally pretty women in Lost Innocence. Myla Leigh is so skinny she looks like she should be in a TV commercial with Sally Strothers. Akira Lane resembles an Asian Faye Dunaway in a funhouse mirror. Anette Moeller's face is hard enough to crack walnuts and Zara Cochrane could pass for Jay Leno after a sex change.
Whatever your moral view of soft- or hardcore pornography, at least you can understand why people would make it and why people would look at it. No-core films like Accidental Sripper defy explanation or understanding. Unless your particular fetish is crappy films with mostly fugly actresses, don't bother with this gunk.
Great little sweet and sexy romp
brturlish4 September 2014
This is a cute and sexy little film. The music is very good, and the opening title sequence is just out of this world--it's got a disco beat that will carry you away and get you dancing. The actresses are all very cute, with Cara Basso and Nissa Hall being especially winsome. Make sure you try to see the unrated "Accidental Stripper" version of this film rather than the tamer "Lost Innocence" version. The plot is both sweet and sexy, with what I would call a feminine touch to it. There is a lot of graphic full-frontal female nudity in the unrated version, but between the cuteness of the women and the way in which they seem to be enjoying themselves while they do their dance routines, you can't help but find the film ingratiating. A good soft-core sex film. Strongly recommended.
This movie is great fun!
patrickessex18 June 2005
I enjoyed this movie and I want to tell you all why. This is soft core porn. Happily, the sex scenes are realistic and energetic. Not overstated with the raunchy close-ups and contrived dialogue of XXX. The main characters are all hot looking. My favorite being Akira Lane. She is Asian and her body is amazing. She is the best part of this movie.
This is definitely a "B" movie. The acting is sub par but then again isn't it always in this type of movie? The sex scenes are all well set up using a variety of methods. In one scene a guy gets the woman to give it up by promising to help her with something but when it's over he tells her he's not going to help her.
I saw this movie free on cable but I'm going to buy it as soon as I finish writing this review.
This is definitely a "B" movie. The acting is sub par but then again isn't it always in this type of movie? The sex scenes are all well set up using a variety of methods. In one scene a guy gets the woman to give it up by promising to help her with something but when it's over he tells her he's not going to help her.
I saw this movie free on cable but I'm going to buy it as soon as I finish writing this review.
An heir to The Cheyenne Social Club
donzilla3 June 2004
I give this film 3 stars for one reason, only. It is a good template for films of the second millennium. The James-Stewart/Henry-Fonda/Shirley-Jones movie, THE CHEYENNE SOCIAL CLUB, treated the same phenomenon: a person inherits a club of ill repute and is determined to work with it to make it a success. Because the Cheyenne Social Club was in the 19th Century, though, it dealt with a lot of negative "press" from the townspeople. Janey Hopkins' gentleman's club, DIAMONDS, has only the hurdle of a hyped crew of female dancers vying their professional talents against the boss who can't decide whether or not to keep it going.
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