Season 1, Episode 1: Hot Tub27 October 2004
In the first episode, the eight characters arrive and get to know one another. Princess Clara immediately creates a conflict by thinking Foxxy Love must be one of the servants because she's black. Clara continues to make things worse with her ignorant comments until Foxxy finally feels sorry for her and starts exposing Clara to new experiences. Meanwhile, Toots falls for Xandir, and begins looking for ways to separate him from his girlfriend.
3 November 2004
Jealous of everyone else's contentment, Toots decides to make trouble by convincing Princess Clara that Foxxy has gotten her pregnant by kissing her. After Foxxy sits everyone down for a lesson on where babies really come from, Clara tearfully reveals that her vagina has been cursed by her evil stepmother, making it impossible for her to have sex with anyone until she finds her one true love. While Foxxy tries to help Clara find her true love, Ling Ling grows increasingly upset that nobody else is washing the dishes.
Season 1, Episode 3: Gay Bash10 November 2004
Xandir comes to terms with who he really is, while Spanky sees a way to make a profit off Ling-Ling's sewing skills.
17 November 2004
A contest designed by the Producers reveals just how far the house-mates are willing to go for, or with, food.
1 December 2004
Princess Clara is embarrassed when her cousin comes to visit, while Xandir, Toots and Wooldoor get high off Ling Ling.
8 December 2004
Spanky introduces Clara to the joys of pranking, much to her father's displeasure.
15 December 2004
The house-mates start a revolt, forcing the producers to changes the format of the show.
19 October 2005
The house-mates return to the real world, only to find that nobody cares about reality-show contestants.
26 October 2005
Spanky and Xandir decide to get married, while Foxxy must try to pass the SAT to get her detective's license.
16 September 2005
Captain Hero discovers that his homeworld wasn't really destroyed, and that his parents are still alive.
9 November 2005
Captain Hero gets a visit from an old college friend looking for more than a back-rub, while Foxxy decides to reunite her old band.
16 November 2005
Wooldoor surprises the house-mates with his masturbation efforts, and Ling-Ling finds himself in an arranged battle.
30 November 2005
After vengeful Indian spirits build a casino in the house-mates' backyard, Clara becomes a stripper to win her father's approval while Hero throws fights for quick cash.
7 December 2005
Captain Hero takes on his imagined nemesis, Super Nanny, while Ling-Ling undergoes a radical transformation to get his driver's license.
26 January 2006
Foxxy gets a brain tumor from Hero's X-ray vision, and a giant mouse wants her rubbed out.
1 February 2006
Hero hires Wooldoor to be his new sidekick after Captain Girl is killed by the Mad Libber. Also, Toot decides she wants to have a baby, so she takes one for a test drive.
8 February 2006
Wooldoor gets a live-action cow as a pet, much to the house-mates' displeasure. Also, Toot finds the secret code to getting a date to her fat camp reunion.
15 February 2006
Xandir tries to get Hero to come to terms with his gay side, while the rest of the crew discover that Entertainment Weekly doesn't like them.
22 February 2006
Hero sets out to overcome his one weakness, but ends up going overboard. Wooldoor, meanwhile, does time for stealing and has trouble adjusting to life outside the big house.
1 March 2006
Xandir decides he needs to come out to his parents, and enlists the house-mates' help in guessing how they'll react. Naturally, things spiral out of control.
8 March 2006
When the house-mate's realize that Toot's heydays were 80 years ago, they conclude she is suffering from Alzheimer's and send her to an old-age home. Clara, meanwhile, decides to rid herself of the Octopussoir.
15 March 2006
The cast, along with many past extras, get together for a reunion show, at which the Producer will announce who is the winner of the Drawn Together prize.
5 October 2006
Captain Hero starts his own fraternity to compete with the Greek family next door, while Ling-Ling's father falls for Toot.
12 October 2006
A Terminator tries to stop Wooldoor's new children's show from turning the world gay. Toot pursues the mythical Wienermobile.
19 October 2006
Foxxy competes in spelling bees. Captain Hero discovers Clara has a sexual fetish for car crashes.
25 October 2006
Captain Hero's "special" son, mothered by his sister, attacks the city. For the attention, Clara makes Wooldoor's life a living hell.
1 November 2006
The house-mates return home to find they've been burglarized. Hero panics and decides to buy a gun, which escalates to an assault rifle once he discovers how much he enjoys shooting animals. When Bambi confronts him, carrying the bullet-riddled corpse of his mother, Hero has a change of heart and decides to rid the world of high-power weapons. Foxxy, meanwhile, is investigating the burglary, leading her to discover her grandson Ray-Ray living upstairs with all his stolen goods. To protect him from the police, Foxxy secretly hides him in the walls of the house, from where he spies on the other house-mates and falls in love with Toot.
8 November 2006
Toot and Ling-Ling go to Mexico as newlyweds, but end up having to cockfight to avoid going to jail. In their absence, the rest of the house-mates split up into cliques.
15 November 2006
The house-mates go to the mall, but end up trapped in their van. Clara, meanwhile, is left alone at the house with a delivery guy she thinks is Satan.
21 January 2008
Second half of "Lost in Parking Space, Part One." Toot drinks saltwater and goes insane, prompting the others to kill and eat Ling-Ling. Foxxy is kidnapped by the manager at Hot Topic, who reveals the truth behind the store's success. And a sinful Clara shows up to torture Foxxy. Meanwhile, Xandir befriends two homeless men and learns an important lesson about leadership.
11 October 2007
Spanky Ham has a one night stand with Charlotte the Spider, who thinks he's "Some Pig," and the relationship quickly turns into a fatal attraction. Meanwhile, Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch nemesis, and forges an unlikely bond. We also learn the origin of Ling Ling's violent tendencies - he never truly wanted to be a fighter, oh no, all he wanted to do was dance.
18 October 2007
Wooldoor becomes the cereal mascot of Quackers cereal after the original mascot is mysteriously murdered. Wooldoor parties it up Hollywood-style with his new cereal friends, and soon finds himself addicted to Crunchberries. Toot discovers that the cereal industry is evil and tries to bring it down before they lose Wooldoor forever.
25 October 2007
In this parody of the series "Muppet Babies", the Drawn Together Babies have a grand adventure: hiding the body of the babysitter they accidentally killed while at the same time trying to convince her boyfriend that she is still alive.
4 February 2008
After Ling-Ling's 21st birthday, he is put into foster care for being only 3 "calendar" years old. Meanwhile, a shocking experience with a homemade nipple ring causes Captain Hero to be able to talk with a 12 year old "loser" in the past.
11 February 2008
Toot and Foxxy make a bet concerning sex: Toot going to start having it and Foxxy stopping, which leads to Toot being worshiped by millions, and Foxxy confronting those who made her what she is today: Phat Allan and his Junkyard Pals.
3 March 2008
Is it American Idol? Is it Survivor? No, it's both, as the house mates battle it out through the gift of song to determine who stays and who gets evicted.
8 November 2007
15 November 2007
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