The Legend of Zorro (2005)
Elena: When I said we were never meant to be together... I meant it.
Zorro: Finally, we agree on something!
Zorro: Why are you still wearing his necklace?
Elena: I'm under cover! Besides, these are pearls. You never gave me pearls.
Zorro: I thought you didn't care about things like that.
Elena: I lied. Every woman loves pearls.
Zorro: Well, now you have them, *princess*.
Frey Felipe: Maybe you shouldn't drink so much on an empty stomach.
Zorro: Maybe you should wear lipstick if you're gonna act like my mother.
[De La Vega defeats a roomfull of guards after Joaquin breaks him out of his cell]
Joaquin: Where did you learn to do that?
Zorro: Prison changes a man.
Zorro: [to his horse who only understands commands in Spanish] We must work on your English.
Frey Felipe: Why aren't you in school?
Joaquin: But, padre, what if Zorro comes?
Frey Felipe: If he does, I'll make sure he carves a 'Z' on your backside. How's that?
Joaquin: [smiles and gasps] Really?
Frey Felipe: Get outta here!
Zorro: [has just gotten out of bed and realizes he is naked] What happened to my clothes?
Lupe: I removed them last night so you wouldn't catch pneumonia.
Zorro: You removed them?
Lupe: After you came back from the cantina you went for a swim.
Zorro: In my clothes?
Lupe: Sí, señor.
Zorro: This hotel doesn't have a pool...
Lupe: We have a fountain.
Zorro: Ah... Well, thank you, Lupe. Perhaps you just can... turn around, eh?
Frey Felipe: Don't bother coming to confession because I'll never forgive you.
Zorro: You blackmail my soul, eh?
Frey Felipe: Hell yes.
Frey Felipe: Do you want her back?
Zorro: Of course I want her back.
Frey Felipe: And will you take him back?
Elena: If I must.
Elena: [looking at the ground] We were never meant to be together.
Zorro: [seeing that she can't look him in the eyes] You don't love him.
Zorro: [Elena looks up, suprised] After ten years of marriage, you cannot hide the truth from me.
Zorro: [after making a "Z" mark on Armand] So the devil will know who sent you.
Zorro: [drunk] Count Armand, with his fancy wine and his frufru accent. Nobody leaves my tequila worm dangling in the wind...
Elena: [referring to the meal] It's unusual... is it quail?
[Elena sees the message band attached to the bird and shrieks]
Zorro: [to Joachin] But I don't want to see you breaking anyone else out of jail, alright? Without having permission from me, of course.
Ferroq: [after finding Joaquin spying] What are you doing here, kid?
Joaquin: Looking at two of the ugliest guys I've ever seen!
Armand: I don't know why they call it "wine-tasting". After two glasses you can't taste anything.
Jacob McGivens: [after terrorizing people in a town center] I haven't voted yet.
Zorro: No matter where you go Armand... the world isn't big enough to hide from me.
Jacob McGivens: It seems we have a fly in the ornament... or should I say a fox? Zorro.
Jacob McGivens: You're one blind Mexican. You don't know what you're getting yourself into.
Zorro: Neither do you.