Severe Injuries (2003)

User Rating:

3.9/10   

Director:

Amy Lynn Best

Writer:

Mike Watt (writer)

Genre:

Comedy | Horror

Tagline:

Be afraid... be barely afraid.

Plot:

A bumbling and inept serial killer stalks the residents of a sorority house and finds himself up against a murderous competitor for the body count.

Plot Keywords:

Killer | Spoof | Murder | Welding Mask | Two Killers

Cast

Amy Lynn Best	...	Lauren
Robyn Griggs	...	Suzie
Charlie Fleming	...	Melvin Hubble
Bill Homan	...	Neal
Lilith Stabs	...	Holly
Michael Athey	...	Brad (as Mike Athey)
Stacey Bartlebaugh-Gmys	...	Tina
Francis Veltri	...	Ed
Jenna Bull-Trombold	...	Amber
Robin H. Green	...	Tracy
Jim Steinhoff	...	John the extra
Tim Gross	...	Mrs. Lunford
Bill Hahner	...	Steve
Bill Watt	...	Melvin Hubble Sr.
Jasi Cotton Lanier	...	Linda

Runtime:

64 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Certification:

USA:Not Rated

Filming Locations:

Cookeville, Tennessee, USA

Company:

Happy Cloud Pictures

Trivia:

An homage/parody of '80s slasher movies, particularly The Slumber Party Massacre (1982).

Quotes:

Holly: Aren't you getting ready for the party?
Lauren: I'll hide here.
Holly: Oh, no you don't. Steve's coming over at six, and I plan on doing some partying with him.
Lauren: Arn't you reading the cliff notes of Lysistrata too?
Holly: Hell no. I took that last semester. This term I have the history of human sexuality, and I have my own homework to do.
Lauren: Sex all night? Aren't you afraid of attracting the attention of some hyper-repressed mass murderer?
Holly: When Steve and I get it going, we'll be far more frightening than any comic murderer. We're like a mighty beast racing though the jungle. A juggernaut of pure sexual energy.

Movie Connections:

Features Weregrrl (2002) (V)

What A Waste

First let me say this story had possibilities but the casting department for sure needs to be put on waivers. Was there any acting talent on display ? Yes, but not enough to save this ! Deb Rochon again does her best to give a rousing hearty performance & does very well in her effort. Lilith Stabs is the only other positive. Now my question to the producer is, " why go to the trouble of casting a professional dominatrix/ fetish model as the house slut if her SMBD/fetish talents are ignored " ? Instead of her carrying a gun a paddle, cane, crop or whip would be much more real for her. Likewise her attire could have consisted of some Thigh Hi spike heel boots & corsets. All told this was not a good movie.