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Severe Injuries (2003)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 28 September 2003 (USA)
A bumbling and inept serial killer stalks the residents of a sorority house and finds himself up against a murderous competitor for the body count.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Amy Lynn Best ...
Lauren
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Suzie
Charlie Fleming ...
Melvin Hubble
Bill Homan ...
Neal
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Holly
Michael Athey ...
Brad (as Mike Athey)
Stacey Bartlebaugh-Gmys ...
Tina
Francis A. Veltri ...
Ed (as Francis Veltri)
Jenna Bull-Trombold ...
Amber
Robin H. Green ...
Tracy
Jim Steinhoff ...
John the extra
Tim Gross ...
Mrs. Lunford
Bill Hahner ...
Steve
Bill Watt ...
Melvin Hubble Sr.
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Linda
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Melvin Hubble is the last in a long line of unsuccessful serial killers. Fulfilling his father's dying wish, Melvin sneaks into the Ro Ro Ro sorority house on the night of a big party and completely fails to strike fear into the hearts of the inhabitants. Unbeknownst to Melvin and the girls, there is another killer lurking in the house - one just as inept, but lacking in the courage of Melvin's convictions. Written by Mike Watt

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Be afraid... be barely afraid.

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An homage/parody of '80s slasher movies, particularly The Slumber Party Massacre (1982). See more »

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Dr. Pitt: As you can see, St. Jones is a totally moderate facility. A haven for hopeless cases. Most of the patients here are pathetic specimens. They'll have to spend the rest of their lives here. Those who are not already catatonic are routinely sedated. That's the best part of my job. In spite of the sedation, many of these patients are extremely dangerous. So, I cannot adequately stress that while you are in your residency here, that you at all times, carry your taser gun, and your suicide pill.
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30 May 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This was a great film. It parodies every slasher flick ever done and it does it intelligently. The movie follows a hapless serial killer who like the rest of his family is completely inept. He vows to his dying father (who he accidentally electrocutes) to do the family name proud. We are off to the most brain dead sorority house in the world with equally dumb boyfriends serving themselves up to our hapless hero/killer. Amy Lynn Best and Lilith Stabs are the only 2 people there who aren't missing several pounds of gray matter between their ears. There are so many parodies that I couldn't even begin to list them but one of my favorites is that all of girls are commanded by their Fem Lib professor (played by Debbie Rochon) to deny their sexual urges and not give in to the tyrannical patriarchy of the penis (actual quote). If you want to see a real fun movie just go to Happy Cloud pictures and get it. I know I didn't regret it.


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