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Ready When You Are Mr. McGill (2003)

| Drama | TV Movie 2003
An extra in a TV drama is finally given a line to say. He goes on to cause mounting chaos.

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Henry
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Herself
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Milkman
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Lianne
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Bruno
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Kelly
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Denis (as Philip Davis)
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Edgar
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Geoff
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Tommy
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Alison
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Deirdre
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An extra in a TV drama is finally given a line to say. He goes on to cause mounting chaos.

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[Bruno delivers Phil's dinner to him in the catering bus]
Phil Parish: Bruno! You know cows?
Bruno: Cows?
Phil Parish: Yeah. Big things. Four legs - one in each corner. Stand in fields a lot and moo.
Bruno: Yeah.
Phil Parish: What they don't do is stand in fields a lot and *swim*. The things that swim are called fish.
[holds up his plate]
Phil Parish: This, peabrain, is fish! Cows are a completely different kettle of... are completely different!
Bruno: Yeah, they said what with it being an early lunch, they'd no time to do your steak.
Phil Parish: Yeah, well, just in case you ...
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Remake of Red Letter Day: Ready When You Are, Mr. McGill (1976) See more »

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Oh deary me :(
24 December 2009 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

0 out of 10 because this has NO redeeming features at all. There is enough material here for a 3 minute sketch, if you stretch it out. Maybe there was a time when this sort of gentle satire was classed as entertainment, but that time has long since passed on - hallelujah for that.

Repeating the same tired old joke over and over and expecting new laughs is a sure sign of madness. Watch this film all the way through and either you will go mad, or you already are. I guess you can only make lemonade out of lemons, but they ran out of lemons after about 5 minutes and substituted water. Waste water, at that.

Total waste of a decent cast and and 90 minutes of my life. Not going to waste any more of it except to say: don't waste yours on this drivel.


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