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4 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
What the hell?, 15 January 2005
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AwesomeWolf from Australia
Before I start this review, I must admit that when I saw this movie, it
was the wee hours of the morning and I was slightly intoxicated. Maybe
my judgment was a little off, but I doubt it.
'The Park' is a silly 3D horror movie about a haunted amusement park,
which just happened to be built on a cemetery. After several deaths at
the park, it was closed down. 14 years later, a journalist
investigating the park goes missing (naturally). His sister, Yen, is
determined to find him, but their mother, a ghost hunter, believes him
to be dead already. Regardless of her mother's professional advice, Yen
sets out with a group of ghost fodder (her friends) in an attempt to
find her brother.
Where to begin with this film's faults? There are so many. For
starters, the plot is a mess. Unoriginal and full of plot holes. There
is nothing close to horror in this. Sure, there are ghosts and other
such dead people, but no scares. The 3D effects on which the film was
based weren't all that impressive - or even 3D - on the VCD I watched.
The dialog (in subtitles) was rather bad. All the characters seem to
have a problem in which they felt the need to state the obvious, with
everyone saying several times "There are ghosts!". I think they got the
point after that was said for the billionth time.
I will give 'The Park' credit for two things though: More proof that
clowns are evil, and the fact that we have very little (to no)
character development. It's a great way to determine early on who will
die, and who will survive.
After thinking about it, this seemed like it was meant to be campy
B-movie. The (very blatant) references to 'Mr Vampire' and 'Nightmare
on Elm Street' prove that, but it still felt like the movie was taking
itself too seriously. Sure, I laughed at some bad B-movie moments, but
those few moments were surrounded by a whole lot of just plain bad
material.
1/10 - 'The Park' was very disappointing. Maybe I'll try watching it
again sometime, but not any time soon.
3 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
Awful and Stupid movie, 8 December 2003
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Author:
(chonlasith) from Thailand
I've watched this movie in my country. It's uttermostly stupid
movie.
The story is bad, going on without reason. Some scene was copied from
Ju-On.
And the ghost capture by photo camera idea came from a
game.
There are some bad 3-D scenes but it's just a cheap and
cannot-frighten-you
3-D.
It's not worth watching. Try some movie else.
I give this movie an F grade.
PS. This is just my humble opinion. Thanks!
5 out of 7 people found the following review useful:
Utter Rubbish, 12 March 2004
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Puppetmister from http://drnorth.wordpress.com
I've seen some dodgy HK movies in my time, but this has to rank pretty highly in the roll-call of stinkers. An unstructured, clumsily-paced mess from start to finish, with little in the way of a plot and so much thunderous noise and self-conscious 'scary stuff' that it never comes close to creating the quietly unsettling atmosphere needed to set up the viewer for a scare. The bargain-basement 3-D effects (a surprise considering CGI-fiend Andrew Lau's involvement) simply don't work on a DVD viewing (and providing only one pair of glasses is pretty cheap!) due to the poor colour balance. I will think twice before snapping up any more gimmicky films from bargain bins...
3 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
Awful, 12 April 2004
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carrienations from Philadelphia, PA
What a waste of time and money. I recently saw this film at the
Philadelphia Film Festival and reduced my expectations so that I was only
going to enjoy the 3-D effects. Not only was the film a complete mess of
bad acting with a terrible screenplay, the 3-D effects were only used for
about ten percent of the film, and the effects were barely noticeable,
using
old red/blue (anaglyph) 3-D technology. It seemed like the film wasn't
even
filmed to take advantage of the use of 3-D. This replaces Jaws 3-D and
Amityville 3-D as the worst 3-D film I've ever seen. Next year at the
festival, I'll have to avoid these gimmicky, low-end horror/action films.
This film isn't even worth it for the curiosity factor. Stay
away.
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Ghostly shenanigans., 3 October 2008
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lost-in-limbo from the Mad Hatter's tea party.
Whoops I forgot my 3D glasses to experience those mind-popping images
(where we are informed when to put them on or take them off), but I
doubt that gimmick would have saved this already below-average, if
bizarre supernatural/slasher tale from Hong Kong. It looks like it had
a bit money behind it, but it feels second-rate when compared to others
of its field and that ending is a complete wimp out.
At least it has going for it some stylish visual brushes by Wai-keung
Lau's frenetic direction and an imposingly eerie setting (an abandoned
theme park, which has some freaky looking clown dolls on a hanging
tree) with some sensational art direction (like the opening entrance of
the clown face). Too bad that it's senselessly penned with an messy
same-old, same old structure (even though the concept showed more
promise than your copy-and-paste 'Ringu' clone) of cheap jolts, typical
thrills (that steals its thunder from other films) and lazily
constructed characters. Even throughout it demonstrates some
unwelcoming camp qualities, where the witless script and self-knowing
humour just don't come off. It irritated, but not as much as the
performances do. Bobo Chan in the lead role never convinces and her
screaming/crying gave me a splitting headache.
Yen along with her friends are looking for her missing brother, despite
the warning from her medium mother that he's dead. It leads them to an
amusement park, which closed down over a decade ago after a horrible
accident involving the death of a young girl. Instead of finding her
brother they come across restless spirits who pick them off one by one.
The computer effects are well-done and never distracting, as there's
one memorable decapitation sequence that's brilliantly executed and
there's a little bit of blood 'n'gore in the traditional style. Sound
effects hold an atmospheric grip, but those constant whooshing noises
and whispering voices could've been toned down. The music score wasn't
all that effective, even with some jaded cues.
Pretty much like a foreseeable, underwhelming haunted house theme park
ride.
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Not good at all, 22 September 2007
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As_Cold_As_Ice from Australia
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Let me start by saying this movie tries way too hard. What's with the
long haired ghost and powder white boy at the start, who have nothing
to do with the rest of the movie? I guess it's called pandering to the
masses.
But seriously, the scares keep coming and coming, but there's one
problem. None of them are the least bit scary. Some are unintentionally
hilarious, but nothing scary. Considering the greater part of the movie
is supposed to be frightening, this is a major flaw.
I don't particularly care about the characters either. Sure, they throw
in some 5 minute subplots, but none are interesting. The plot is pretty
basic as well. I mean, how original is a haunted theme park? There are
some positives however. There are one or two death scenes, including a
beheading, which are pretty cool. And they managed to find the official
ugliest man in the world, who is fun to laugh at.
Still, this movie isn't good. Pass it up for other better Asian ghost
flicks.
4/10
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
It's CAMP! Don't take it so seriously, 6 August 2004
Author:
whiskeymittens from Salt Lake City
I have no idea why this movie is getting so many bad comments. The
reviewers must have been expecting an actual "horror" movie - where you
get scared and throw your popcorn around. I think the first clue that
you shouldn't take this movie seriously is the fact that IT IS A 3-D
HORROR MOVIE! I knew going in to the theater at Sundance Film Festival
that it would be campy and satirical and silly. And it turns out it was
exactly that.
I enjoyed it as a kind of homage to 80's B horror flicks in America. It
had all the right ingredients:
teenagers
a deserted place (amusement park) that used to be fun but has been
abandoned because BAD THINGS HAPPENED THERE
unrequited love (boy likes girl who likes other boy, 1st boy gets to
"save" girl, making him wonderful and attractive)
group starts out on dangerous search to solve a mystery, couple splits
from group to search alone (what will happen?!)
running/chasing scenes that involve tripping, falling down
etc, etc, etc
This is so Scooby Doo meets every horror film made from 1975 to 1989.
Plus it's 3D!
I got exactly what I expected from this movie. It's dumb, it's silly,
it's not really scary at all -- I had a great time.
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
Unscary and dull movie which even 3-D sequences can't save, 27 May 2006
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dbborroughs from Glen Cove, New York
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Chinese horror film about an abandoned amusement park where a bunch of
kids go looking for a missing family member. Years earlier a series of
accidental deaths caused the park to close and for people to stay away.
It transpires that an evil clown like entity is taking and stealing the
souls of the people who died there and holding them.
Good looking but unfrightening and dull movie that really isn't worth
bothering with. If it wasn't for the fact that the film has some ghost
sequences in 3-D this movie really wouldn't have seen any play dates
out of China. There has no tension since much of the spooky action
consists of the characters stumbling around looking scared while in the
dark amusement park with nothing scary happening. This films ideas of
scares or interesting ghost imagery is to trot out every long haired
and small child ghost cliché and use it. If you've seen Juon/The
Grudge/The Ring you've seen it all before.The film also uses people
with physical deformity for frightening effect for no good reason other
than the film makers have broken through the bottom of the barrel. The
clown ghost stuff is interesting but because of lousy 3-D you really
don't get a good look at it. Its not even worth discussing the illogic
of the plot, its twists, or how good the amusement park looks after
being abandoned for so many years.
Clearly this is going to be the made just for the cash turkey in
director Andrew Lau's closet(he did Infernal Affairs and Initial D
among others).
Stay away from this, even as a rental.I picked this up in Chinatown for
five bucks on DVD and feel I was over charged (and ripped off since the
DVD only had one set of 3-D glasses in it- then again the 3-D didn't
always work) 3 out of 10.
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
It´s bad when you think "Why?", 4 July 2004
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Peter Elefant from Denmark
... And this film is good for only that. At an amuzement park a little girl
falls from one of the attractions, and dies. This shots down the park, but
some year later a boy goes out to the shut down amuzement park. Who he is,
or why he really wants to go there, noone knows. He goes missing. Who takes
him or why, noone knows. Then his annoying sister wakes up, and decides to
go find him. Why noone knows, he´s been missing for quite some time. Who she
is? Well she´s the sister ofcourse. She teams up with some friends, and from
here on the movie steals from every single film, that the writer could think
of. Small kids with dolls, themepark built on cemetary, DV cameras that can
record what isn´t there, evil clowns, and a mutant and his son, who´s just
basicly up to no good. Oh yeah. It even has a "Surprising ending".
What a piece of garbage. This and "Mutant Dog" must be the worst I´ve ever
seen. 1 out of 10.
Do you believe in ghosts?, 1 November 2004
Author:
OwtYtrof from Texas
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
***Here there be spoilers!!!***
An amusement park is closed after a young girl falls to her death from
the ferris wheel(which utilizes cages, not open chairs!), and then the
owner commits suicide(not on-screen, though).
Years later, a young man who witnessed the death of the little girl
decides to go back to the closed down amusement park, and goes missing.
His sister decides she is going to find him, and gets a group of
friends to come with her.
This is the point where the film is supposed to become scary, but what
actually happens is that hilarity ensues. Think ghost film aimed at
teeny-boppers, made in Asia, and you'll be able to figure out the
movie.
Full of plot-holes(why are there seemingly limitless ghosts when we
only know of two deaths besides the teens who investigate the park in
the dark?) and cheesy (subtitled)dialogue("I believe in God, ET, and
.... Michael Jackson!"), this is the place to look for something to
grin and shake your head at. If you want to be frightened, however,
look elsewhere.
As a horror movie, this would barely rate a 1.
As mindless entertainment, however, I rate this one a 7.
Recommended for fans of campy or B movies.
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