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Wiseguys vs. Zombies (2003)

Two of New York's most feared hitmen are given the task of transporting three bodies and a new drug to Miami. En route, they encounter trouble in the form of hillbilly zombies, created by the very drug they are to deliver.

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Cast

Credited cast:
Stewart Adamo ...
Mr. Delbrone
Tony Bane ...
Captain
Jon Bearr ...
Zombie
Cesar Becerra ...
Bodyguard 1
Gerardo N. Becerra ...
Bodyguard 2
Olimpo Becerra ...
The Cuban
Orlando Bortello ...
Bookie
Catherine Brissey ...
Sadie
Lauren Brooke ...
Goat Man's Wife
Josh Burden ...
Goat Man
Kerry Burnette ...
Renchie the Kid
Jeremy Busbee ...
Sheriff
Andy Carter ...
Jeb
Cathy Chamblee ...
Chicago Bar Patron
Karen Cobb ...
Aunt Karen
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Two of New York's most feared hitmen are given the task of transporting three bodies and a new drug to Miami. En route, they encounter trouble in the form of hillbilly zombies, created by the very drug they are to deliver.

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Two Hitmen. One Delivery. A Trunk Full of Bodies. It's Showtime...


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29 October 2003 (USA)  »

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Zombies vs. Satan  »

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$5,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

The Jaguar that the hit men drive in the film bears a license plate reading WIS GYZ. See more »

Quotes

Goat Man: A woman's job is to take care of her man, give him ass, clean up the house, look after the kids.
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At the end of the credits, the disclaimer says:" No animals (especially goats) were harmed during the making of this film. Seriously." See more »

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References Children of the Corn (1984) See more »

Soundtracks

Kiss My Balls
Performed by Peter Longfellow and the Hairy Scrotum Boys
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oh dear lord make it stop...
2 May 2004 | by (SC) – See all my reviews

Honestly, this is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen, and I have seen more than my share of stinkers. Seriously, there are lifetime movies with better acting than this. Effects and makeup look like they were done by the people that the Power Rangers production team refused to hire due to lack of talent. The plot is nearly nonexistent (and that's being nice). If you ever made silly home movies with friends on your mom's camera when you were young, it was probably on this level (the only difference being that they had about $50 more to spend than you did). This movie should have remained an inside joke between friends and never seen the light of day. Note: I'm not pretentious, I own and enjoy lots of B movies. I just don't want anyone to waste their money; if, after this, you still feel some strange curiosity to buy and watch this movie, remember that you will never have back the time spent watching this, and will hate yourself for that for the next year at least.


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