Wiseguys vs. Zombies (2003) (V)

User Rating:

3.4/10   

Director:

Adam Minarovich

Writer:

Adam Minarovich (writer)

Release Date:

29 October 2003 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Comedy | Fantasy | Horror

Tagline:

Two Hitmen. One Delivery. A Trunk Full of Bodies. It's Showtime...

Plot:

Two of New York's most feared hitmen are given the task of transporting three bodies and a new drug to Miami. En route, they encounter trouble in the form of hillbilly zombies, created by the very drug they are to deliver. |

Plot Keywords:

Drugs | Violence | South Carolina | Zombie | Gun

Cast

Stewart Adamo	...	Mr. Delbrone
Tony Bane	...	Captain
Jon Bearr	...	Zombie
Cesar Becerra	...	Bodyguard 1
Gerardo N. Becerra	...	Bodyguard 2
Olimpo Becerra	...	The Cuban
Orlando Bortello	...	Bookie
Catherine Brissey	...	Sadie
Lauren Brooke	...	Goat Man's Wife
Josh Burden	...	Goat Man
Kerry Burnette	...	Renchie the Kid
Jeremy Busbee	...	Sheriff
Andy Carter	...	Jeb
Cathy Chamblee	...	Chicago Bar Patron
Karen Cobb	...	Aunt Karen
Cody Coker	...	Private
Timothy Fahey	...	Chicago Bar Patron
Ryan Hall	...	Chi Town Zombie
Daniel Hamby	...	Carlos
Wayne Han	...	Zombie
Jackie Hawkins	...	Zombie
Ray Jones	...	Henry
Terry King	...	Clyde
Jason Martin	...	Frankie
Adam Minarovich	...	August Mirabella
Will Mugot	...	Zombie
Chrissy Pac	...	Zombie
William Palko	...	Freddy Six Times
Matthew Pierce	...	Cletus
Andrew Sharp	...	Louis
Rhonda Spence	...	Waitress
Karla Woods	...	Zombie Chick
Kevin Woods	...	Paulie
Jason Worley	...	Big Tony
Tony Worley	...	Pawn Shop Owner
Shaun Young	...	Tyrone

Also Known As:

Zombies vs. Satan (USA)
Zombies vs. Satan Double Digital Creature Feature (USA) (video box title)

Runtime:

110 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Filming Locations:

Anderson, South Carolina, USA

Company:

Drexel Entertainment

Trivia:

Part of Troma Entertainments DOGPILE 95 COLLECTION, Wiseguys Vs. Zombies was released on a double feature DVD with Meat For Satan's Icebox.

Quotes:

Goat Man: A woman's job is to take care of her man, give him ass, clean up the house, look after the kids.

Movie Connections:

References The Boondock Saints (1999)

Soundtrack:

Kiss My Balls

oh dear lord make it stop...

Honestly, this is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen, and I have seen more than my share of stinkers. Seriously, there are lifetime movies with better acting than this. Effects and makeup look like they were done by the people that the Power Rangers production team refused to hire due to lack of talent. The plot is nearly nonexistent (and that's being nice). If you ever made silly home movies with friends on your mom's camera when you were young, it was probably on this level (the only difference being that they had about $50 more to spend than you did). This movie should have remained an inside joke between friends and never seen the light of day. Note: I'm not pretentious, I own and enjoy lots of B movies. I just don't want anyone to waste their money; if, after this, you still feel some strange curiosity to buy and watch this movie, remember that you will never have back the time spent watching this, and will hate yourself for that for the next year at least.