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Róbert Keszeg: So we have some issues. What can I say? The paper doesn't go well. Few stories we have but at least they're like shit. Mr. Hawkins, you know, the yankee owner is dissatisfied. We gotta do something! Look Rezso;, you are my best journalist. I was thinking about that you might write a several page long article till deadline of this evening about something which peps the public opinion a little bit. I've even got an idea. Here's that gangland purser called Joco Seftes. You may already know he's been kidnapped a few weeks ago. You should find out who's keeping him captured and where! If you find 'em, you call the cops so thus you can make an interview with him first. If we're lucky he will disclose the whole Budapest Gangland with all of its political and economic dealings.

Rezsõ Rõt: Am I supposed to write it till the deadline of this evening?

Róbert Keszeg: Yup, otherwise we can put up the shutters. Day after day we're producing more and more deficit, not as in the good old times. For every day we had a pedophile scandal, another Britney Spears clone or a good compromising paparazzo photo. But now, almost nothing.

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Rezsõ Rõt: He knows the Budapest Gangland the best. However, I haven't seen him for one and a half year 'cause we got across about something.

Róbert Keszeg: Has he fucked your girlfriend or what? Hahaha!

Rezsõ Rõt: Yes.

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András Kovács: It's impossible to find him till ten o' clock tonight. Every cop of Budapest is after him and they haven't been being able to find him for weeks.

Rezsõ Rõt: Believe me, you wouldn't come off badly, you'd get a handsome sum if it succeeded. You could buy yourself a vacuum cleaner and a washing machine.

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Rezsõ Rõt: What's that rotten stink in here?

András Kovács: The window handle jammed and I didn't have time to have it fixed yet.

Rezsõ Rõt: When did it jam?

András Kovács: About five years ago.

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András Kovács: Do you want some meat-sandwich?

Rezsõ Rõt: I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian!

András Kovács: Vegetarian? What are you, a fag?

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Dave: Still smuggling tanks from Yugoslavia?

András Kovács: No, not anymore. I realized it's unprofitable. There's room only for three tanks in the car.

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András Kovács: Tell me Miss, do you have any plans for tonight?

Keszeg's First Secretary: Well, my boyfriend is coming for me, right from his aikido-training.

András Kovács: Thank you, no more questions.

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András Kovács: Gimme the crank!

Rezsõ Rõt: The what?

András Kovács: The crank!

Rezsõ Rõt: Is that it?

András Kovács: Of course this is it! Don't you see it's of crank shape?

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Rezsõ Rõt: Heeeey!

András Kovács: Wha... what?

Rezsõ Rõt: What do you mean what? You were sleeping.

András Kovács: Far from it, I just rested my eyes.

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Rezsõ Rõt: Take it easy! I knew you would be nervous therefore I bought you the latest issue of Panties Parties Magazine.

Róbert Keszeg: My God! What do you think I am...? Gosh, is that a real picture?

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András Kovács: Shut up and crank!

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Rezsõ Rõt: Now which way?

András Kovács: Let's go this way.

Rezsõ Rõt: Why this way?

András Kovács: Alright, then let's go that way!

Rezsõ Rõt: Wait! We can go this way by me.

András Kovács: You know what? We toss a coin. If it's head this way, if it's tail that way we go.

Rezsõ Rõt: Right.

András Kovács: Don't have any coin, gimme one!

Rezsõ Rõt: Don't have neither.

András Kovács: Fuck it, we're going that way.a

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Rezsõ Rõt: Can't tell how really I hate amateur rock bands!

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András Kovács: Mmmmm, unleaded patrol 98. A little bit bitter but delicious. What are you looking at? I've been being alcoholic for seven years.

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András Kovács: Tell me Miss, do you have any plans for tonight?

Judit Staáb: Well, actually I don't.

András Kovács: Because I was thinking about that we could go out to have dinner somewhere. Just you and I. What do you say?

Judit Staáb: Well, you know, there is an enormous vomit splash on your shirt.

András Kovács: Geez, indeed. So is that a no?

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