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Turner Lair: You're tense. You get that from your mother's people.

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Jason Lair: You called me TENSE!

Turner Lair: You called me THIEF!

Jason Lair: You WERE a thief!

Turner Lair: You were tense. You still are.

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Henry Lair: Hey. Hey, there's something different about my nanny.

Jason Lair: She's a nurse.

Henry Lair: Well, whatever she is, she gave me a woody, goddamnit!

Jason Lair: Well, I-I-I guess that's natural.

Henry Lair: Well, of course, it's natural! I didn't say an aligator came out of my ass!

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Turner Lair: She was... my breath. When she died, I had no... breath anymore. You understand?

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Jason Lair: No, he sent us here so I could forgive you. That's all my post-it said was, "Forgive him." What am I forgiving you for, Turner? Huh? What am I forgiving you for?

Turner Lair: What happened here... there's no forgiveness.

Jason Lair: What happened on the stairway, Turner? Just tell me, what happened on the stairway?

Turner Lair: You were not in the car.

Jason Lair: What?

Turner Lair: With your mother. You were never in a car accident.

Jason Lair: What'd you do? Did you drop me? Is that it? You get fucked up? You get fucked up and you dropped me?

Turner Lair: Fucked up? I WAS GONE!

Jason Lair: Just... say it! Say it! Say it! You dropped me! Say it.

Turner Lair: No... no. No! NO! Nobody dropped you! GET IT? I threw you, kid. I threw my boy... I threw my boy.

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Turner Lair: [His last lines] Goin' to the rock. It's where you come from. The woman I made love with on that rock... was your mother.

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[first lines]

Henry Lair: [banging on the furniture]

Jason Lair: Henry, it's 1 o'clock.

Henry Lair: I was... drumming for an idea.

Jason Lair: I heard.

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Henry Lair: The Lair family have a history of thievery, Zachary. Nothin' to be ashamed of. Now banking, there's a shameful occupation.

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[repeated line]

various people: Sometimes a thing *wants* to be stolen.

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Zach Lair: Who are you?

Turner Lair: Granddad. That's how it works.

Zach Lair: You're not dead any more.

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Zach Lair: They're getting a divorce.

Jason Lair: A trial separation.

Zach Lair: She's painting in nipple.

Jason Lair: Nepal.

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Detective: I'm looking for Henry Lair...

Katrina: He's dead, so he can't come to the door.

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Katrina: So. In Denmark people's fathers can be boyfriends too.

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