A high school slacker who's rejected by every school he applies to opts to create his own institution of higher learning, the South Harmon Institute of Technology, on a rundown piece of property near his hometown.
Bartleby (B.) Gaines is a fun loving slacker who, unfortunately, gets turned down for every college he applied for, much to the chagrin of his overly expectant parents. So, with a little cutting and pasting, he creates the South Harmon Institute of Technology, and lo and behold, he is accepted (along with his friends Rory, Hands, and Glen, whose college plans were also all but dashed). However, his parents want to see the website, the campus, and the dean. So now he has his other friend Sherman (who has been accepted to the prestigious Harmon College) build a web page, they lease out an abandoned psychiatric hospital, and they hire Sherman's uncle Ben to be the dean. Problem solved? Not quite. The web page was done so well, that hundreds of students show up at the front door, all of which were turned down by other colleges. Faced with no choice, Bartleby decides to proceed with turning South Harmon into a real college...
Written by jlentz1@comcast.net
Since the school/college's name is "South Harmon Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.), the "S-word" is the most frequently used word, being used 62 times throughout the entire movie.
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Goofs
Crew or equipment visible:
When Bartleby and crew are walking into the "college" and the skateboarders come riding out, the angle changes and we see the camera men in the right of the screen.
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Quotes
Jack Gaines:
Listen, I took another look at that website, what's all this be-what-you-wanna-be-crap? Bartleby Gaines:
Oh no no, dad they just have to say stuff like that just to keep from being sued. Jack Gaines:
Yeah well it sounds like a bunch of crap to me. See more »
Crazy Credits
The last line in the credits segment "The Filmmakers Wish To Thank" reads,
"And all the Students at South Harmon Institute of Technology".
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