| Shane West | ... | Darby Crash | |
| Bijou Phillips | ... | Lorna Doom | |
| Rick Gonzalez | ... | Pat Smear | |
| Noah Segan | ... | Don Bolles | |
| Ashton Holmes | ... | Rob Henley | |
| Tina Majorino | ... | Michelle | |
| Lauren German | ... | Belinda | |
| Keir O'Donnell | ... | Chris Ashford | |
| Sebastian Roché | ... | Claude Kickboy Bessy | |
| Azura Skye | ... | Casey Cola | |
| Katharine Leonard | ... | Jena | |
| Rachael Santhon | ... | Malissa | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Noah Abrams | ... | Audience Member #1 | |
| Daniel Alvarado | ... | Bar Patron | |
| David Alvarado | ... | Bar Patron | |
| Ozzy Benn | ... | Captain Sensible | |
| Thom Bishops | ... | Tony the Hustler | |
| Christopher Boyd | ... | Dave Vanian | |
| Missy Doty | ... | Amber | |
| Brian Gleason | ... | Regi Mental | |
| Leslie Grossman | |||
| Amy Halloran | ... | Becky | |
| Michele Hicks | ... | Penelope Spheeris | |
| Kylan James | ... | Rat Scabies | |
| Chad Liffmann | ... | Audience Member | |
| J.P. Manoux | ... | Rodney Bingenheimer | |
| Chandra McWhorter | ... | Farrah-Fawcett Minor | |
| Greg McWhorter | ... | Eddie Subtitle | |
| Lachlan McWhorter | ... | John Morris | |
| Howard S. Miller | ... | Starwood Manager | |
| Jonathan Milliken | ... | Young Darby Crash | |
| Bru Muller | ... | Teacher | |
| Randi Newton | ... | Gerber | |
| Paul Nygro | ... | Bob Biggs | |
| Brian Oerly | ... | Bouncer | |
| Ray Park | ... | Brendan Mullen | |
| Trevor Parsons | ... | Billy Zoom | |
| Chris Pontius | ... | Black Randy | |
| Sara Rivas | ... | Shannon | |
| Scott L. Schwartz | ... | Biker | |
| Anna Waronker | ... | Joan Jett | |
| John Westernoff | ... | Auditioning Drummer | |
| Richard Wharton | ... | Whiskey Manager | |
| Graham Hart | ... | Whiskey Douglas (uncredited) | |
| Giddle Partridge | ... | Dinah Cancer (uncredited) | |
| Justin Sandler | ... | Hippie Drummer (uncredited) | |
| Christian Schmook | ... | Bartender (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Rodger Grossman | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Michelle Baer Ghaffari | co-story writer | |
| Rodger Grossman | co-story writer | |
| Rodger Grossman | screenplay | |
Produced by | |||
| John W. Davidson | .... | associate producer | |
| Michelle Baer Ghaffari | .... | co-producer | |
| Bruce Wayne Gillies | .... | line producer | |
| Rodger Grossman | .... | producer | |
| Michael LaFetra | .... | executive producer | |
| David G. Mack | .... | executive producer | |
| Kevin Mann | .... | producer | |
| Damon Martin | .... | executive producer | |
| Stephen Nemeth | .... | producer | |
| Matthew Perniciaro | .... | producer | |
| Andre Relis | .... | co-executive producer | |
| Lise Romanoff | .... | co-executive producer | |
| Todd Traina | .... | producer | |
| Andy Wombwell | .... | co-producer | |
Cinematography by | |||
| Andrew Huebscher | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Ross Albert | |||
| Joel Plotch | (co-editor) | ||
Casting by | |||
| Jay Scully | |||
Production Design by | |||
| John Mott | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Julieann Getman | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Julia Caston | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Matthew Kasten | .... | assistant hair stylist | |
| Heather Mages | .... | makeup department head | |
| Isabelle Murray | .... | assistant makeup artist | |
| Deborah Patino Rutherford | .... | makeup designer (as Deborah Patino) | |
| Elissa Prager | .... | hair stylist | |
| Yoi | .... | key hair stylist | |
Production Management | |||
| Christian Bevington | .... | unit production manager | |
| Brian Buckland | .... | additional production manager | |
| Minor Childers | .... | post-production supervisor | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| David Clair | .... | second unit director | |
| Morgan Elam | .... | additional first assistant director | |
| David Mendoza | .... | first assistant director | |
| Joe Moore | .... | additional second assistant director | |
| Sam Nainoa | .... | second second assistant director: additional photography | |
| Blake Perkinson | .... | second assistant director | |
| Kyle Sherman | .... | assistant director: additional photography | |
| Kyle Sherman | .... | second second assistant director | |
| Austin Sipes | .... | second second assistant director | |
| Matt Tulve | .... | second second assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Frederick Agnew | .... | lead scenic artist | |
| Kalvar Antzon | .... | carpenter | |
| Jen Fiedler | .... | on-set dresser | |
| McJoel Hamilton | .... | assistant property master | |
| Derrick Hinman | .... | property master | |
| Lori Lee Korth | .... | set dresser | |
| Frank Meroney | .... | construction coordinator | |
| Mungai Nguku | .... | swing gang | |
| Blake Sherman | .... | art department production assistant | |
| Terrance Zdunich | .... | storyboard artist | |
Sound Department | |||
| Michael Brown | .... | foley artist | |
| John Fairlamb | .... | foley mixer | |
| Seann Flynn | .... | playback | |
| Bill Jenkins | .... | location sound mixer | |
| Yagmur Kaplan | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Sylvain Loiseau | .... | post-production audio manager | |
| Sean O'Malley | .... | sound | |
| Sergio Reyes | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Stacey A. Washer | .... | boom operator | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Christopher Dusendschon | .... | digital imaging supervisor: iO FILM | |
Stunts | |||
| Ron Althoff | .... | stunt performer | |
| Shawn Crowder | .... | stunts | |
| Christopher Doyle | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Zack Duhame | .... | stunts | |
| T. Ryan Mooney | .... | stunts | |
| Sam Situmorang | .... | stunts | |
| Bryan Thompson | .... | stunts | |
| Mickey Cassidy | .... | stunts (uncredited) | |
Casting Department | |||
| Carol Grant | .... | extras casting | |
| Jennifer Rudolph | .... | casting: New York | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Monica Brazelton | .... | costumer | |
| Jamie Bresnan | .... | key costumer | |
| Amelia Buhrman | .... | assistant costume designer | |
| Rebecca Fenton Brezovec | .... | set costumer (as Rebecca Fenton) | |
| Moksha McPherrin | .... | additional costume designer | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Gary Friedman | .... | first assistant editor | |
| Robb Porter | .... | post-production Coordinator: Modern VideoFilm | |
| Eric Putz | .... | telecine dailies colorist | |
| Zara Roberts | .... | digital intermediate post supervisor | |
| Kathy Thomson | .... | digital intermediate colorist | |
Music Department | |||
| Dean Menta | .... | music editor | |
| Howard Paar | .... | music supervisor | |
| Micki Stern | .... | music clearance | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Matthew Ballard | .... | transportation coordinator | |
| Shay Morgan Brook | .... | driver | |
Other crew | |||
| Noor Ahmed | .... | production legal | |
| Jill Becker | .... | pre-production coordinator | |
| N. Charlie Brown | .... | stand-in | |
| Cameron Carlson | .... | production assistant | |
| Jen Dougherty | .... | assistant to director: pre-production | |
| Michael Goss | .... | assistant production coordinator | |
| Rena Hanover | .... | production assistant | |
| Kimberley A. Helms | .... | assistant production coordinator | |
| Klara Jolesz | .... | assistant to director | |
| Megan Kristen Lane | .... | production assistant (as Megan Lane) | |
| Jenny Lens | .... | photography: original source | |
| Sheila Louie | .... | set medic | |
| Ian Menzies | .... | unit location manager | |
| Lizz Morhaim | .... | production assistant | |
| Mark Schaefer | .... | misc crew | |
| Tracy Scott | .... | script supervisor | |
| Mary Shellogg | .... | additional script supervisor | |
| Rob Spence | .... | additional production coordinator | |
| Sam Vlahovich | .... | technical advisor (uncredited) | |
| Brandon Zinn | .... | location assistant | |
| Jessica Hong | .... | production assistant (uncredited) | |
Thanks | |||
| Tamara Garfield | .... | special thanks | |
| Lukas Haas | .... | special thanks | |
| Joan Jett | .... | special thanks | |
| Michael Le Blanc | .... | special thanks | |
| Wendy Marmo | .... | thanks: Music Clearance | |
| Penelope Spheeris | .... | special thanks | |
| Mike Watt | .... | special thanks | |
| Jeremy Weinstein | .... | special thanks | |
| Full cast and crew | Company credits | External reviews |
| News articles | IMDb Biography section | IMDb USA section |
Who? Well quite, and that may well be the problem for any casual movie fan who happens to like musical bio-pictures. Jan Paul Beahm during his short run for fame was better known as Darby Crash, lead singer and founding member of Los Angeles punk band The Germs. Firmly picking up on the punk ethic for doing it yourself, Crash and his band made waves across L.A. for a short period of time. Much like The Sex Pistols back in the UK, The Germs were blighted by being unable to play venues as their reputation preceded them. With Crash growing ever more erratic as he tried to execute the various strands of his so called 5 year plan, those around him invariably suffered. Here director Rodger Grossman attempts to tell the "true" story of the life and death of an enigmatic young man on a "crash" course to oblivion.
With low production values and a choppy attempt at being a semi rockumentary, What We Do Is secret is really only of interest to fans of the band or those wishing to bone up on American punk rock circa 1976-1980. Even tho myself, an ageing old British punker, quite liked The Germs, this film only exists because of two major factors. For the facts are that outside of L.A. they were hardly known at the time. It's only because of Crash's subsequent suicide at a young age {on the day John Lennon was shot and killed} and guitarist Pat Smear's future involvement with Nirvana and the Foo Fighters, that the band have had a reappraisal. With minimal input cut onto disc, one has to wonder if someone is trying to build up a legend that doesn't actually exist? What can be said with confidence is that the film at least brings the L.A. punk scene to notice. With all the historical talk about the New York punk scene that was born out of CBGB'S and Max's Kansas City, it often gets forgotten that L.A. had its moments too.
The cast here are pretty much the run of the mill performers one expects from such a production. Ranging from adequate (Shane West as Crash) to very decent (Rick Gonzalez of Coach Carter fame as Smear), Grossman's film will not be remembered for any great thesping. And since Crash is not very likable, or engaging on an intellectual level, the finale is unlikely to strike you with a sadness born out of the waste of a young life. However, the soundtrack crackles with punk vibrancy and emotive potency, and definitely some of the concert sequences have the look and feel of the original punk rock era. But ultimately the piece remains only worth an interest to an undemanding and small selection of music fans. Oh and 70s fashion guru's as well one thinks. 5.5/10