Star Warp'd (Video 2002)

Director:

Pete Schuermann

Writer:

John Schuermann

Stars:

Jeff Walters, David Carty, Michael Fleming

Cast

Cast overview:
Jeff Walters	...	Captain Kwirk (voice)
David Carty	...	Mr. Spuck, Mr. Squat (voice)
Michael Fleming	...	Dark Vapor, Schwartzenator, NT (non-terrestrial), Jar Jar Blows (voice)
John Schuermann	...	Stormsnoopers, Uglien, Varmin the Venusian (voice)
Pete Schuermann	...	Starchild, Robofuzz, Mini-Mall (voice)
Douglas Yoder	...	Darth Brooks, Scummy (voice)
Stacy Storer	...	Moldy (voice)
Milko Davis	...	Carnivore (voice)

Storyline

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Plot Keywords:

space travel | falling from height | hero | spacecraft | outer space | 

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Genres:

Animation | Sci-Fi | Short

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Certificate:

Not Rated

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

14 May 2002 (USA)

Company Credits

Production Co:

ATOZ Films, Monster Zero Creative, Synapse Films

Technical Specs

Runtime:

32 min

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1

Did You Know?

Connections

Spoofs RoboCop (1987)

User Reviews

"it will never bother us again"

The packaging was misleading. Nowhere inside did it allude to how really bad bathroom humor can be unsurprisingly unfunny. I liked the idea of mixing Star Wars & Star Trek, and to do it in a claymation universe sounded strangely appealing. These guys just did it in about as bad of a way that is humanly possible. I wish I can get those 32 minutes back. Maybe I'd do something more entertaining like get a kidney stone or clean the grease trap under the stove...

My brother sometimes asks "what did you do with it?", wondering to what end the Star Warped DVD has come, to which I singly and darkly reply: "it will never bother us again".