[card: "For A 'Special' Friend"
I directed you in the film "Lifeboat", let me tell you... I've seen better acting at a Cambodian whorehouse. Now listen to what I'm telling you, you bloated alcoholic leprechaun, you get paid to tell jokes on stage but do you know what the biggest joke is? Your career. You go from starring in features to starring in your own failed sitcom to being roasted on basic cable? That's hilarious, no, it's *fucking* hilarious. And you have the balls to call yourself a ...