Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of 'Charlie's Angels' (2004 TV Movie)
Kate Jackson: [offended by a script calling for the girls to go undercover as catsuit-wearing gentleman's club hostesses] We're private dicks, not purring pussies!
Fred Silverman: If it doesn't improve, or pulls low numbers, not even God will be able to save your angels.
Vice President ABC Standards and Practices: The issue is nipples.
Aaron Spelling: Nipples?
Vice President ABC Standards and Practices: We're seeing nipples. Noticable, conspicuous nipples. We can't put nipples on our network.
Aaron Spelling: You're referring to the fact that Farrah sometimes doesn't wear a bra?
Vice President ABC Standards and Practices: We counted seven episodes and nineteen instances in which nipples were clearly apparent.
Vice President ABC Standards and Practices: We must stop nipple protrusion on ABC.
David Doyle: You know, if, eh, if Time wanted to put Bosley on the cover, well, I'll give up my lunch hour.
ABC Marketing Executive: Yeah. Thanks.
Aaron Spelling: A wiser man than I once said: Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Lee Majors: I used to have a wife gave me great backrubs. Yeah, those were the days.
Farrah Fawcett-Majors: Let's not fight...
Lee Majors: She found another guy: Charlie. What's that som'bitch got that I don't?