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(2004 TV Movie)

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Cuthbert Gibbons: From now on, Tozzi here is gonna be your new best friend.

Freshy: But none of my friends look like him.

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Freshy: I'll do anything.

Gibbons: Okay, let me tell you...

Freshy: I don't care, I'll do it.

Mike Tozzi: Shut up so he can tell you.

Freshy: He doesn't have to tell me. Whatever it is, I'll do it.

Gibbons and Tozzi: Shut up!

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Stanley: You sleep with them?

Freshy: With who?

Stanley: The actresses.

Freshy: The actresses? Of course not. It's strictly a business relationship.

Stanley: You can't even get laid by porn actresses? That makes me sad. I don't even like you and that makes me sad.

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Stanley: (to Tozzi) Hey, where do you think you're going?

Mike: To the john.

Stanley: Parking lot.

Mike: This is strictly a sit down operation.

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Mike: If I find out you're lying I'm gonna cut you loose.

Freshy: I'm not lying. And you wouldn't cut me loose, Mike.

Mike: Oh yeah? What makes you so sure.

Freshy: Because you have a hard on for my sister.

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Mike: Do you have something I can munch on?

Gina: You have a sick mind.

Mike: I'm talking about food!

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Mike: I'm a humanitarion.

Gina: Oh, yeah. Saint Viagra.

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Gina: I'd pay a million bucks to live in Jersey.

Mike: Yeah, well, I'd pay a million bucks to get out of it right now.

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Gibbons: He's banging her. He's undercover and he's banging her!

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Butters: You know, your partner has some trouble with intimacy. I didn't even hear him say goodbye when he left. Gina regretted giving into him so quickly.

Gibbons: Thank you, Dr. Ruth.

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Gibbons: (to Mike) You don't get enough chances in real life to be an asshole, you have to be one on the job, too?

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Gibbons: Where'd you buy this shit, Radio Shack?

Butters: Yeah, some of it.

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Butters: (after Gibbon snaps at him) He forgets his perscription and it's MY fault?

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[Stanley is checking out a maniquinn in a department store]

Bells: Stanley, it's wood.

Stanley: She's got a nice face.

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Gina: Yeah.

Mike: Yeah, what?

Gina: I get a discount. Does that make you hot?

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Gibbons: Call for back up!

Butters: Oh, yeah. Wait until there's screaming before you call for back up.

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Bells: Listen to the mouth on this one, Mikey. And they call her brother Freshy.

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Stanley: Can't you figure out how to use this stuff?

Gibbons: Yeah, if you hadn't of thrown the guy who knows how to work it off at fifth avenue.

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Mike: I wanna try something.

Gina: We're in chains, isn't that kinky enough for you?

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Mike: Gibbs, you're alive.

Gibbons: That explains the overwhelming joy I feel right now.

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