Behind Bedroom Doors (2003) (V)

User Rating:

3.2/10   

Director:

Lawrence Stern

Writer:

Denise Monroe (screenplay)

Release Date:

16 September 2003 (USA)

Genre:

Drama

Plot:

Plot Keywords:

Lesbian Sex | Beautiful Woman | Erotica | Nudity | Female Nudity

Cast

Nicole Sheridan	...	Lilly Harris
Chelsea Blue	...	Abby (as Brook LaVelle)
Rich Lounello	...	James Fenway DA candidate (as Eric Carrington)
Julia Kruis	...	Vivian Fenway
Chris Gustafson	...	Dr. Gabe Harris
Monique Alexander	...	Gigi
Boyd Benson	...	Peter
Michael Moriarty	...	Policeman

MPAA:

Rated R for strong sexual content.

Runtime:

88 min (TV version)

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

Canada:16+ (Quebec) | Canada:18 (Nova Scotia) | Canada:18A (Manitoba) | Canada:R (Ontario) | USA:TV-MA (uncut version) | USA:R | Australia:R

Celebrity lookalike explosion.

Yet another softcore thriller done by a mainly hardcore cast. It is interesting how most of the hardcore films take place in the figurative gutter while the softcore/middlecore films always have their settings in the fancy sections of Greater Los Angeles. I guess it's because they need an actual storyline.

The story is about two well-off married men who obviously thought that what happened to Kobe Bryant wouldn't happen to them. Both their wives are out of town and a mysterious, beautiful yet sinister woman moves in across the street and makes passes at both of them. Both of them are lured into her web by her sexy ways and they do the Kobe. Both end up being blackmailed for $100,000 or else she will ruin their marriages and livelihoods with the videos shot from a teddy bear. Strangely, other expected things happen in this movie. Why, no softcore film would be complete without girl-on-girl, now would it? The story has been done plenty of times and the acting isn't very good, either. But man, the women! The four women all look like famous celebrities. To have some fun during this routine softie, I started calling the characters by other names.

Chelsea Blue looks like X-Play's Morgan Webb but with curly hair. She looks delicious in this film and her natural body is pleasing to the eyes. She plays the bad girl very well, to be honest. She could have used a cigarette but these movies never have smoking in them; probably because smoking is pretty much illegal in California, which is a great thing. Her partner Gigi (Monique Alexander) is a sexier looking Kelly Ripa. She does very little here but look good. Julia Kruis looks like a thinner, younger Edie Falco. She didn't look good here, especially in the eyes. Of course, Nicole Sheridan probably named herself that because she thinks she looks like a younger version of Nicolette Sheridan; only she's visited the plastic surgeons and had something else fixed besides her nose. She is cute, but that nose is a very sore point. Also, Eric Carrington is here; the man who looks like a dead ringer for my boss.

All in all, a film only I could care for the women and nothing more.