Windy City Heat (2003 TV Movie)
Stone Fury: When I used to get in fights with kids back in school, I used to tweak my left eye... and it meant you're gonna die.
Mole: So you killed people?
Stone Fury: The experience of being in my first big Hollywood scene was an experience. I liked it, I thought it was cool. Ummmmm, being thrown in the manure is a different story you know. But there again to make it more real. Boom. You gotta take the shit before you really experience the bullshit or whatever. If you know what I am saying.
Stone Fury: You mean I'm gonna walk out of this effin trailer, onto set, in that and in this? In the rain?
Gay Costume Designer: Do you need an umbrella?
Stone Fury: Yah!
Gay Costume Designer: Could you spread it a little bit? Give me a canyon to work with.
Stone Fury: Now he wants to measure my inseam. More or less what the guy wants to do is go down on me.
Stone Fury: So Steinbergowitz didn't give me a fucking contract. Oh, its coming, its coming. Yeah, just like an orgasm is coming!
Stone Fury: If I'm gonna have Stone Fury hats, the brim's gotta be no other brim than this brim right here and I will fight for this type of hat. It's gotta be a quality hat, or my name's not on it.
Stone Fury: See, I've got a look - I mean, not to be so modest or anything, but I have a look that people just pick up and
Stone Fury: ... and they magnetize towards my look.
Stone Fury: The doll's got a little bit of a big pot belly. I'm not a pot belly, I wear a pouch.
Stone Fury: Of all the gin joints in all the world, frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
Stone Fury: Jesus fucking Christ! It's a fucking wooden bat you asshole!