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(2004 TV Movie)

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Dr. Harryhausen: But he wasn't trying to eat your friend's brains out. Little fella's in heat. Good thing orifice identification isn't his strong point.

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Josh: My sister's the devil.

Andy: Send me to hell.

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Dr. Harryhausen: But even here in the jungle I can hear my mother's voice..."Clean up your room, freak! Hey freak, go down to the store and get me my cough syrup and smokes." Tea anyone?

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Stack: Bear mace?

Andy: Brass knuckles?

Jen: Nobody messes with Jen unless Jen wants to messed.

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[Eightball pulls a machete out of the back of his pants]

Stack: You carry that thing in your shorts?

Eightball: [nodding] Uh-huh.

Josh: No holster?

Eightball: [shaking his head] Uh-uh.

Chase: How do you sit?

Eightball: [whispering] That's the discipline.

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Jen: What is it?

Andy: P-P- It's a praying mantis.

Jen: What's it praying for?

Stack: Little kids lost in the woods.

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Dr. Harryhausen: You kids shouldn't be horsing around out here.

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Eightball: '95 Golden Gloves, swamp monkey!

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Dr. Harryhausen: The island's going to sink.

Jen: Oh, my God, you've got to be kidding! What dumbass did the location scout for this thing?

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Lil' Mindi: Wham, bam, thanks, you dead!

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Chase: Um, Krueger... what should we do now?

Josh: Stay here and be still. Maybe she's had her fill of ass-kicking today.

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Eightball: BAM! Eightball in the corner pocket!

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Eightball: Come on, big mama. Let's go for a ride! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

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Chase: Wh-where are we going? We're gonna walk around in circles until - until giant maggots squirm us to death? Or-or-or huge moths rip up all our clothes, or dung beetles the size of-of-of cows rip us to pieces because they hate our freedom?

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Josh: This is a piece of her dress. She's here. She's here!

Stack: ...and she may be naked.

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Stack: Now, that's a big banana.

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Andy: They like it.

Jen: Of course, even abducted and abused, Carmen's got it going on.

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Andy: Jen really wanted to win this. You've got to respect initiative like that.

Josh: You're blinded by lust, Andy. Hitler had initiative. The Republicans have initiative.

Stack: Martha Stewart.

Josh: Right.

Stack: Yeah.

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Stack: You want some monkey?

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Carmen Electra: You didn't mail me a six-foot nude sculpture of myself made out of rubber cement?

Josh: No, I made mine outta silly putty.

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Josh: Those fascists made me paint my face and make God's eyes!

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Stack: You know, I don't recall electing ass-boy "Island Leader".

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