Monster Island (2004 TV Movie)
Dr. Harryhausen: But he wasn't trying to eat your friend's brains out. Little fella's in heat. Good thing orifice identification isn't his strong point.
Dr. Harryhausen: But even here in the jungle I can hear my mother's voice..."Clean up your room, freak! Hey freak, go down to the store and get me my cough syrup and smokes." Tea anyone?
[Eightball pulls a machete out of the back of his pants]
Stack: You carry that thing in your shorts?
Eightball: [nodding] Uh-huh.
Josh: No holster?
Eightball: [shaking his head] Uh-uh.
Chase: How do you sit?
Eightball: [whispering] That's the discipline.
Jen: What is it?
Andy: P-P- It's a praying mantis.
Jen: What's it praying for?
Stack: Little kids lost in the woods.
Dr. Harryhausen: The island's going to sink.
Jen: Oh, my God, you've got to be kidding! What dumbass did the location scout for this thing?
Chase: Um, Krueger... what should we do now?
Josh: Stay here and be still. Maybe she's had her fill of ass-kicking today.
Chase: Wh-where are we going? We're gonna walk around in circles until - until giant maggots squirm us to death? Or-or-or huge moths rip up all our clothes, or dung beetles the size of-of-of cows rip us to pieces because they hate our freedom?
Andy: Jen really wanted to win this. You've got to respect initiative like that.
Josh: You're blinded by lust, Andy. Hitler had initiative. The Republicans have initiative.
Stack: Martha Stewart.
Carmen Electra: You didn't mail me a six-foot nude sculpture of myself made out of rubber cement?
Josh: No, I made mine outta silly putty.